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Let’s Smoke Some Chicken On A Regular Charcoal Grill

May 29, 2021

What Is Dealing, And What Is Not

May 28, 2021

Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary

In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.

A Timely And Incredibly Expert Preview Of The 2021 NBA Playoffs

May 21, 2021

Manny Machado Hits Another Middle Infielder With A Bizarre, Sloppy Slide

May 17, 2021

You Can Always Just Throw Together Some Seafood Stew

May 15, 2021

I Want To See The Dang Throw!

May 14, 2021

No No-Hitter Ended Better Than Jordan Zimmermann’s

May 11, 2021

Stop Referring To The “Caning” Of Charles Sumner!

May 6, 2021

Let’s Shuck And Eat Some Oysters

May 1, 2021

Barkeep, A Glass Of Your Finest Chemolithotroph Peepee, If You Please

April 29, 2021

Let’s Check In On The Indiana Pacers, As Well As, For No Particular Reason, The Atlanta Hawks

April 27, 2021

Defector Up All Night

The Thing About Trying To Kill A Guy With A Kart Bumper Is It’s Against The Rules Of Kart Racing

April 20, 2021

Let’s Cook Some Black Bean Soup

April 17, 2021

Media Meltdowns

Everyone Reading This Beat Writer’s Insanely Worded Tweet Understands It Completely. Or At Least Is Capable Of Understanding Written Language.

April 14, 2021

Media Meltdowns

Bill Simmons: Cancel Culture Prevented Jim Nantz From Making A Cheap Racist Quip About Hideki Matsuyama, And That’s A Shame

April 12, 2021

To Truly Appreciate The Elon Musk Tunnel Footage, You Must Hear It Set To Music

April 9, 2021

Rory McIlroy Smote His Own Father With A Golf Shot

April 8, 2021

Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Japanese Baseball Team’s Fish Mascot Exploding Into Its New Form

April 6, 2021

Let’s Fry Up Some Crispy Seafood

April 3, 2021

Won’t Somebody Protect Poor NBA Team Owners From Their Own Choice To Buy Out Shitty Veterans?

March 30, 2021

Here Is Your 2021 NBA Trade Deadline Roundup

Albert Burneko and Tom Ley

March 25, 2021

Was Ben Simmons, In Fact, “Ready To Take Threes Now”? (No.)

March 24, 2021

Thunder Rookie Spends 20 Seconds In The Depths Of Slapstick Hell

March 23, 2021

Let’s Make Lobster Rolls

March 20, 2021

Does Your Region Have Its Own Pizza Style? (No.)

March 17, 2021