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NFL
That Was The Perfect Ending For A Perfectly Shitty Division
183
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Barry Petchesky
January 4, 2021
Year In Review
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?
239
Comments
Barry Petchesky
January 1, 2021
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
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NFL
Frank Gore Kept Running
119
Comments
Barry Petchesky
December 29, 2020
Year In Review
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
342
Comments
Barry Petchesky
December 25, 2020
NHL
Hockey Back
182
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Barry Petchesky
December 21, 2020
Media Meltdowns
Newspaper Columnist Does His Job
273
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Barry Petchesky
December 4, 2020
NFL
Dez Bryant Is Back
34
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Barry Petchesky
November 22, 2020
NFL
Joe Burrow Carted Off With Knee Injury
106
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 22, 2020
Media Meltdowns
What Are We Even Doing Here, Man
55
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 22, 2020
NFL
It’s Taysom Hill Day
36
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 22, 2020
NHL
Zach Parise Designed A Hat
95
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 18, 2020
Media Meltdowns
Don’t Let The Ricketts Family Off The Hook
120
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Barry Petchesky
November 17, 2020
NBA
Bucks: It’s All For You, Giannis
140
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 17, 2020
NFL
The Hail Murray Had No Business Working
94
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 16, 2020
MLB
Kim Ng Is Finally A GM
53
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 13, 2020
NFL
Do Not Normalize The Eating of Ws
84
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 9, 2020
MLB
So Let’s Talk About Last Night
57
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 4, 2020
NFL
What Is “Pass Interference,” Anyway?
118
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 3, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Hungarian Hockey Man Flings Himself Through The Glass
42
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 2, 2020
NFL
The Saga Of Javon Wims’s Mouthguard
95
Comments
Barry Petchesky
November 2, 2020
NHL
I Wish I Could Do A Hockey Blog
136
Comments
Barry Petchesky
October 29, 2020
MLB
Fuck It, Steal Home
95
Comments
Barry Petchesky
October 26, 2020
NHL
Doc Emrick Was America’s Hockey Friend
183
Comments
Barry Petchesky
October 19, 2020
NHL
Alex Pietrangelo Does Everything, And Now He’ll Do It In Vegas
74
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Barry Petchesky
October 13, 2020
Defector Up All Night
The Titans Might Have Fucked Up Big-Time
148
Comments
Barry Petchesky
October 7, 2020
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