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Media Meltdowns
Lunkhead Broadcaster Chooses Exact Wrong Sequence Of Words To Describe Game-Winning Shot
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Chris Thompson
January 6, 2022
NBA
76ers New Metaverse Partner Somehow Getting Weirder
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Chris Thompson
January 5, 2022
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MLB
Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 34
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Chris Thompson
January 4, 2022
NBA
Let’s Dream Big About Evan Mobley
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Chris Thompson
December 29, 2021
Birdfector
A Soothing Interview With A Master Of Slow-Motion Bird Videos
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Chris Thompson
December 29, 2021
NBA
What The Hell Is This Company The 76ers Just Partnered With?
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
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Chris Thompson
December 23, 2021
NBA
Joe Johnson Scored A Bucket In An NBA Game In 2021
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Chris Thompson
December 23, 2021
NBA
Joel Embiid Tramples Freedom
82
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Chris Thompson
December 21, 2021
NFL
Matt Nagy Couldn’t Even Melt Down Properly
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Chris Thompson
December 21, 2021
MLB
Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 16
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Chris Thompson
December 17, 2021
NFL
Dan Snyder Is The Pettiest Human In The World
244
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Chris Thompson
December 15, 2021
MLB
Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 13
46
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Chris Thompson
December 14, 2021
NBA
NBA Postpones Two Games After Chicago Bulls Literally Cannot Locate More Uninfected Players, Oh God
124
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2021
NBA
The Lake Show Is Awful Television
138
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Chris Thompson
December 10, 2021
NBA
Patrick Beverley: Making My Team Look Bad Is An Act Of Cowardice
88
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Chris Thompson
December 9, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Buffalo Reporter Asks Bills Players If They’re Embarrassed By Run Defense, Eats Shit
136
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Chris Thompson
December 7, 2021
MLB
Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 5
98
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Chris Thompson
December 6, 2021
NBA
The Pelicans Are Running Out Of Time For Zion Williamson To Save Them
112
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Chris Thompson
December 3, 2021
MLB
Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 1
132
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Chris Thompson
December 2, 2021
NBA
Upon Further Review, Several Rockets Goobers Screwed Up A Triple-Double
81
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Chris Thompson
December 1, 2021
NBA
Several Rockets Goobers Work Together To Manufacture A Triple-Double
51
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Chris Thompson
November 30, 2021
NFL
Cam Newton’s Storybook Return Detoured Into Horror
94
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Chris Thompson
November 29, 2021
NBA
Could My Entire Family Fit Inside Kyle Kuzma’s Large Pink Sweater With Enough Room Left Over For Rations To Survive The Winter? An Investigation
110
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Chris Thompson
November 23, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
68
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
NFL
Does Lamar Jackson Have Doo-Doo Ass Or What
77
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
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