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Dan McQuade
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MLB
Bees Buzz Baltimore Bullpen, Bother Buff Baseball Bros
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Dan McQuade
August 28, 2023
Birdfector
St. Joe’s Just Couldn’t Get Any More Hawk Feathers
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Dan McQuade
August 25, 2023
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
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Animals
“Diana’s Piano” And All The Cats I’ve Loved And Lost
101
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Dan McQuade
August 23, 2023
NFL
The Stupidest Streak In Sports Ended In A Really Stupid Way
127
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Dan McQuade
August 22, 2023
MLS
Messi Was The Attraction, But The Philadelphia Union Were The Story
86
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Dan McQuade
August 21, 2023
NFL
Lessons Learned At A Terrible Eagles Preseason Game
190
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Dan McQuade
August 18, 2023
Things We Actually Like
Forget The Elam Ending, TBT’s Dunk Contest Is The Real Game-Changer
26
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Dan McQuade
August 3, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
The Boston Cop Slide Fail Video Has Been Investigated Thoroughly, But I Have More Questions
217
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Dan McQuade
August 3, 2023
They Can’t Take The “Rocky Run” Away From Us
107
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Dan McQuade
August 1, 2023
This Is So Stupid
My Belief In The USFL Has Been Shattered
113
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Dan McQuade
July 31, 2023
NFL
Are The Los Angeles Rams Looking For Mentally And Physically Tough Players Who Play Smart And Love To Compete?
188
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Dan McQuade
July 28, 2023
College Basketball
Bronny James Suffers Cardiac Arrest At Practice, Now Out Of ICU
199
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Dan McQuade
July 25, 2023
NFL
This Is The Worst Time Of Football Season
91
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Dan McQuade
July 25, 2023
College Baseball
Sports Gambling Can Give Us So Many Dumb Guys Doing Schemes
136
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Dan McQuade
July 11, 2023
MLB
David Ross Was Very Calmly Mad As Heck
66
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Dan McQuade
July 5, 2023
NBA
The Sixers Enter Another Summer Of Angst
175
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Dan McQuade
July 3, 2023
NFL
People Paid Money To Go To A Psychedelics Conference And Listen To Aaron Rodgers Say, “Words Are So Interesting”
206
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Dan McQuade
June 22, 2023
College Basketball
College Basketball Players Can Wear Digits Above ‘5’ Again
71
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Dan McQuade
June 9, 2023
NFL
In 1984, These Two Men Told The Eagles Owner: “Go Birds”
57
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Dan McQuade
June 9, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Livvy Rizzing Up Baby Gronk, Explained
483
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Dan McQuade
June 7, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Breaking: A-Rod Has Gum Disease
190
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Dan McQuade
May 31, 2023
This Is So Stupid
My Pointless Quest To Double The Number Of Apostles At The Last Supper
100
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Dan McQuade
May 30, 2023
Death To The NCAA
George Washington Settles On Revolutionaries For Nickname
165
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Dan McQuade
May 25, 2023
MLB
Squirrel Terrifies Yankees Fans
146
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Dan McQuade
May 24, 2023
Video Games
My Car Has Legs And Bears Are Cheering For Me
47
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Dan McQuade
May 22, 2023
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