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Senators Week
Sens Prolong Jets’ Woes With Thrilling, Tenacious 2-1 Win
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Lauren Theisen
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
Sens Rookie Josh Norris Tries To Bring “Competitiveness Every Game”
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Lauren Theisen
May 3, 2021
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Politics
Please Go Away, Cait
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Lauren Theisen
May 2, 2021
Soccer
Mad Scenes At Old Trafford As Cheeky Blokes Storm The Pitch Ahead Of Liverpool-Manchester United [Updates]
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Lauren Theisen
May 2, 2021
NHL
Here’s Chris Chelios Fighting A Bunch Of Legends, Because Why Not
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Lauren Theisen
April 28, 2021
NHL
Old Man Zdeno Chara Keeps Trying To Beat Up Matt Martin
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Lauren Theisen
April 28, 2021
NFL
The Lions Have Two Very Different Options For Fucking Up This Year’s Draft
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Lauren Theisen
April 27, 2021
NHL
The Blue Jackets Have Broken Poor Elvis Merzlikins
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Lauren Theisen
April 23, 2021
NHL
The Canadiens Made A Big Bet On Josh Anderson, And It’s Winning Them Games
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Lauren Theisen
April 22, 2021
MLB
Pandemic Baseball Quirks Are Really Starting To Mess With Me
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Lauren Theisen
April 21, 2021
NHL
You Can Only Contain Connor McDavid For So Long
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Lauren Theisen
April 20, 2021
NHL
I’ve Seen Anthony Mantha Do This Before, And You Won’t Like What Comes Next
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Lauren Theisen
April 19, 2021
NHL
The Canucks Aren’t Ready For Their Comeback
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Lauren Theisen
April 15, 2021
NHL
The Predators Are Winning Like Crazy Just To Tread Water
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Lauren Theisen
April 14, 2021
NHL
Oh God, Oh No, I’m Actually Feeling Optimistic About The Detroit Red Wings
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Lauren Theisen
April 13, 2021
Golf
The Masters Was Will Zalatoris’s Coming-Out Party
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Lauren Theisen
April 12, 2021
MLB
The Legend Of Akil Baddoo Grows By The Day
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Lauren Theisen
April 7, 2021
NHL
The Canadiens Aren’t Thinking About Next Year
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Lauren Theisen
April 6, 2021
NHL
NHL Quickly Distances Itself From Referee Shenanigans
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Lauren Theisen
March 24, 2021
College Basketball
USC’s Demolition Of Kansas Was The Scariest Performance Of The Tournament
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Lauren Theisen
March 23, 2021
College Basketball
Big Weirdo Cameron Krutwig Bowled Over Illinois For A Spot In The Sweet 16
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Lauren Theisen
March 21, 2021
College Basketball
Here’s Your Open Thread For Day One Of The Women’s Tourney
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Lauren Theisen
March 21, 2021
College Basketball
Texas Played The Clumsiest Game Of Basketball Ever And Still Almost Won
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Lauren Theisen
March 21, 2021
NHL
The Rangers, Without Their Coaches, Whooped The Flyers’ Asses
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Lauren Theisen
March 18, 2021
NHL
The Islanders Are Very Good, But They Don’t Have Alex Ovechkin
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Lauren Theisen
March 17, 2021
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