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Tua Looked Good
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Tom Ley
November 9, 2020
Politics
Oh My God, What A Chump
351
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Tom Ley
November 7, 2020
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Media Meltdowns
Bill Simmons: Some People Voted For Donald Trump Because Of Cancel Culture
367
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Tom Ley
November 6, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Look At These Other Dorks
216
Comments
Tom Ley
November 5, 2020
Underexplained Lists
Counties I Previously Never Cared About That Will Never Leave My Brain, Ranked
247
Comments
Tom Ley
November 5, 2020
Politics
Is The Nation Crud Today?
595
Comments
Tom Ley
November 4, 2020
Media Meltdowns
What Exactly Was Keith Olbermann Trying To Do When Creating This, The Worst Tweet Of All Time?
144
Comments
Tom Ley
November 3, 2020
NFL
Marlon Humphrey Is Proof There’s No Good Reason To Trust The NFL’s COVID-19 Protocols
66
Comments
Tom Ley
November 2, 2020
NFL
Tom Brady Thinks You’re Stupid
141
Comments
Tom Ley
November 1, 2020
Politics
Here’s The Most Important Thing To Focus On Between Now And Election Day
131
Comments
Tom Ley
November 1, 2020
College Football
An Eight-Lateral Touchdown Doesn’t Have To Count To Be Awesome
29
Comments
Tom Ley
November 1, 2020
MLB
The White Sox Are Bringing Back This Old Bastard
131
Comments
Tom Ley
October 29, 2020
NBA
Utah Jazz Now Owned By Personification Of “Utah Jazz”
190
Comments
Tom Ley
October 28, 2020
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Kid’s Well-Earned Vengeance
79
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Tom Ley
October 28, 2020
This Is So Stupid
Please Look After Your Football Coaches
103
Comments
Tom Ley
October 27, 2020
NFL
Johnny Hekker Boomed The Bears Into Field-Position Hell
106
Comments
Tom Ley
October 27, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Raiders Vs. COVID-19 Update: Currently Without Their Starting Offensive Line
84
Comments
Tom Ley
October 22, 2020
Science
Check Out This New Dinosaur: An Absolute Dumbass Piece Of Shit
113
Comments
Tom Ley
October 22, 2020
Defector Up All Night
The Time Has Come To Drink Two Beers And Chat About Game 1 Of The World Series
390
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Tom Ley
October 20, 2020
Defector At The Movies
This Shit Sucks
187
Comments
Tom Ley
October 20, 2020
MLB
Imagine Trading This Guy
217
Comments
Tom Ley
October 19, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Do A Good Sports Play, Do A Cool Prank, We’ll All Have Fun
112
Comments
Tom Ley
October 16, 2020
NFL
Can You Even Bring Yourself To Care About Gregg Williams’s Bullshit Anymore?
147
Comments
Tom Ley
October 16, 2020
Politics
Thank God I Stopped Gnawing On An Extension Cord Long Enough To Enjoy This Inspiring Message From Our President
182
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Tom Ley
October 6, 2020
NFL
Matt Patricia Has Made The Lions As Unlikable As They Are Bad
183
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Tom Ley
October 5, 2020
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