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High School Sport Announcer Clarifies That His Vile Racist Outburst Was Simply The Result Of Spiking Blood Sugar
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March 14, 2021
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Feebly Mumbling “Blue Lives Matter” Did Not Get Johnny Damon Out Of His DUI Arrest
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Tom Ley
March 10, 2021
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A “Predatory” Stop-Sign Camera Is Terrorizing My Neighborhood
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Good Riddance To America’s Most Hated Wendy’s
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Tom Ley
December 11, 2020
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November 4, 2020
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October 19, 2020
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An Interview With The Professional Exterminator Who Defeated My Accursèd Roach Trunk
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Chris Thompson
October 19, 2020
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Some Shit Is Going Down In Alaska, Man
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A True Homeowner Horror Story
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Chris Thompson
October 8, 2020
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Thank God I Stopped Gnawing On An Extension Cord Long Enough To Enjoy This Inspiring Message From Our President
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Tom Ley
October 6, 2020
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Lowlight Of The Day Is This Bailiff Tumbling Down The Stairs As He Tries To Uphold A Broken System
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Samer Kalaf
September 25, 2020
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This Chonky Cat Is 29.5 Pounds
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Dan McQuade
September 24, 2020
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The Wildwood Boardwalk T-Shirts Of 2020
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Dan McQuade
September 16, 2020
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Danuel House’s Exile Is The Strangest Story Of The NBA Bubble
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September 12, 2020
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