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No Chelsea For The Rickettses
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Ray Ratto
April 15, 2022
Soccer
Liverpool And Manchester City Never Disappoint
74
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Tom Ley
April 10, 2022
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Soccer
How Do You Explain A Disaster Like Everton?
127
Comments
Tom Ley
April 7, 2022
English Premier League
America’s Most Feckless Owners Want In On Chelsea
151
Comments
Ray Ratto
March 22, 2022
Soccer
Manchester City’s Lack Is Our Gain
66
Comments
Billy Haisley
March 21, 2022
Soccer
Ziptie Guy Is Man Of The Match
148
Comments
Laura Wagner
March 18, 2022
Soccer
Manchester City And Liverpool Are Inseparable Once Again
52
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 17, 2022
Soccer
Raphinha Showeth And Raphinha Taketh Away
22
Comments
Billy Haisley
March 14, 2022
Soccer
Chelsea Belongs To The U.K. Now
236
Comments
Tom Ley
March 10, 2022
Soccer
Arsenal Is On The Assault
57
Comments
Billy Haisley
March 9, 2022
Soccer
Harry Fucking Kane
76
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 20, 2022
Soccer
Newcastle Is Not Worthy Of Allan Saint-Maximin, But It’s Getting There
65
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 10, 2022
Soccer
Please, Manchester City, Do Not Ruin Julián Álvarez
48
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 2, 2022
Soccer
Mason Greenwood Arrested Following Rape And Assault Allegations
35
Comments
Tom Ley
January 30, 2022
Soccer
Mohammed Salisu Wrecked Manchester City’s Shit
40
Comments
Billy Haisley
January 24, 2022
Soccer
That Couldn’t Have Gone Any Worse
90
Comments
Tom Ley
January 17, 2022
Soccer
Coutinho Has Another Chance To Be Coutinho Again
34
Comments
Billy Haisley
January 12, 2022
Soccer
Liverpool Has Lost Control
98
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
January 4, 2022
Soccer
Manchester City Is Swinging The Sword
50
Comments
Tom Ley
December 26, 2021
English Premier League
Premier League Managers Are Fed Up
53
Comments
Tom Ley
December 23, 2021
Soccer
Tottenham’s COVID-19 Outbreak Is Worrying
63
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
December 10, 2021
Soccer
Rafa Benítez Can’t Afford To Screw This Up Now
47
Comments
Tom Ley
December 7, 2021
Soccer
The Big Three Rule The Premier League With An Iron Fist
96
Comments
Billy Haisley
December 3, 2021
Soccer
Everything Thiago Does Is Perfect
32
Comments
Billy Haisley
November 29, 2021
Soccer
The Premier League’s Two Best Full Backs Are On A Whole Nother Level
54
Comments
Billy Haisley
November 22, 2021
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