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Soccer
The USMNT Once Again Played The Best
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Billy Haisley
October 15, 2023
Soccer
Julie Ertz Was The USWNT
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Tom Ley
September 22, 2023
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Soccer
Spain Fills Women’s National Team Roster By Promising A Festival Of Beheadings
78
Comments
Tom Ley
September 20, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Soccer Federation Has Once Again Barfed Into Its Own Pants
112
Comments
Tom Ley
September 19, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Finally, Belatedly Resigns
147
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 11, 2023
Soccer
Spain Dumps Women’s Team Coach Jorge Vilda, At Long Last
87
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 5, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Women’s National Team Is Winning Again
123
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 28, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Shows The Whole World Spain’s Entire Ass
237
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 25, 2023
Soccer
It’s The Light That Lasts
31
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 21, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Put His Disgusting Mark On The World Cup
108
Comments
Tom Ley
August 21, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Players Earned This World Cup
144
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 20, 2023
Soccer
Aitana Bonmatí Can’t Win
63
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 16, 2023
Soccer
Sam Kerr Struck, But England Squeezed
98
Comments
Ray Ratto
August 16, 2023
Soccer
Spain Rode A Thunderbolt Into The World Cup Final
72
Comments
Ray Ratto
August 15, 2023
Soccer
When Your Coach Sucks, Everybody Loses
52
Comments
Abigail Segel
August 14, 2023
Soccer
Salma Paralluelo Shook The Netherlands Out Of The World Cup
52
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 11, 2023
Soccer
Colombia Knocked Out Jamaica And Can Now Return To Normal
11
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 8, 2023
Soccer
France Is Taking Care Of Business
30
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 8, 2023
Soccer
Nigeria Played Great And Made England Butt-Stomping Mad
83
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 7, 2023
Soccer
Sunrise Is Way Too Early To Be Crying For The USWNT
76
Comments
Abigail Segel
August 7, 2023
Soccer
Root, Root, Root For The Host Team
21
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 7, 2023
Soccer
The USWNT Lived By An Inch And Died By A Millimeter
278
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 6, 2023
Soccer
The 16 Teams Left In The Women’s World Cup, Ranked By Coolness
150
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 4, 2023
Soccer
Tobin Heath And Christen Press Offer A Dose Of Sanity This World Cup
118
Comments
Abigail Segel
August 4, 2023
Soccer
Group H Gave This Group Stage The Astonishing Send-Off It Deserved
84
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 3, 2023
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