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What The Hell Is Going On With João Félix?
71
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Albert Burneko
August 23, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With Ousmane Dembélé?
51
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Albert Burneko
August 8, 2023
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MLS
Lionel Messi Chooses Inter Miami
219
Comments
Albert Burneko
June 7, 2023
La Liga
Barcelona’s Pursuit Of Lionel Messi Is A Degrading Farce
147
Comments
Albert Burneko
June 6, 2023
La Liga
La Liga’s Racism Problem Boils Over
137
Comments
Albert Burneko
May 22, 2023
La Liga
Barcelona’s Doing Its Damnedest To Make Winning Boring
29
Comments
Albert Burneko
April 17, 2023
La Liga
Things Are Looking Up For Barcelona, So Long As You Don’t Look Up
52
Comments
Albert Burneko
March 20, 2023
Soccer
Where Were You When Shakira Ruined Gerard Piqué?
134
Comments
Diana Moskovitz
January 15, 2023
Soccer
Gareth Bale Always Scored The Biggest Goals
110
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
January 9, 2023
Soccer
For Real Madrid, The Clásico Was Just Another Game
7
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 17, 2022
Soccer
Antoine Griezmann Is Eating Shit With A Smile
24
Comments
Billy Haisley
September 9, 2022
Soccer
Barcelona Is Threatening Legal Action To Get Out Of A Contract It No Longer Wants
86
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 9, 2022
Soccer
He Doesn’t Want To Come To Your Sorry-Ass Club, Gary
107
Comments
Billy Haisley
July 29, 2022
Soccer
Barcelona Is Back, For Better And For Worse
39
Comments
Billy Haisley
July 18, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Jules Koundé Could Be A Star, In The Right System
28
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
July 15, 2022
MLS
Gareth Bale To LAFC Is Just Another Business Arrangement
94
Comments
Ray Ratto
June 26, 2022
Soccer
Thank God Barcelona’s Season Is Over
31
Comments
Albert Burneko
May 23, 2022
Soccer
A Most Meaningless Clásico Was A Meaningful Ass-Whooping
28
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 21, 2022
Soccer
Who Can Fix Atlético Madrid?
33
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 8, 2022
Soccer
Wow Would You Look At That, Barcelona Is Still Miserable
35
Comments
Billy Haisley
January 23, 2022
Soccer
Gavi, Noooo! (But Also, Yesss.)
13
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 9, 2022
Soccer
Vinícius Go Boom
25
Comments
Billy Haisley
December 6, 2021
Soccer
Antoine Griezmann Is Really Fucking Good Again, Even If Atlético Madrid Isn’t
10
Comments
Billy Haisley
November 8, 2021
Soccer
Barcelona Has Hit The Reset Button
40
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 29, 2021
Soccer
Real Madrid Beat Barcelona In The Least Classic Clásico In Ages
11
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 24, 2021
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