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Please Keep Christian Pulisic Away From Manchester United
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Ray Ratto
August 17, 2022
Soccer
Now This Is Some Damn Soccer
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Tom Ley
August 17, 2022
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Peter Drury Is The Premier League’s Poet Laureate
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Jason Jeong
August 17, 2022
Soccer
Darwin Núñez, Sir, You Got Owned
97
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Tom Ley
August 16, 2022
Soccer
David Alaba’s Left Foot Is Always Ready To Win A Game
25
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Albert Burneko
August 15, 2022
Soccer
Hallelujah, Gabriel Jesus Has Returned!
39
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Billy Haisley
August 14, 2022
Soccer
Who Needs Goals When You’ve Got Managers Fighting?
84
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Ray Ratto
August 14, 2022
Soccer
Life Is Good When Manchester United Is This Awful
144
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Ray Ratto
August 14, 2022
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Tyler Adams
25
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Patrick Redford
August 12, 2022
Soccer
Erik ten Hag Is Getting A Crash Course In Manchester United Dysfunction
100
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Ray Ratto
August 12, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Sandro Tonali Is Worth Whatever It Takes
28
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 12, 2022
Soccer
Manchester United Is So Pitiful That I Almost Feel Bad
127
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Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
Soccer
If An Overhead Kick Is Scored In Paris, Does It Make A Sound?
39
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Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
Soccer
Barcelona Is Threatening Legal Action To Get Out Of A Contract It No Longer Wants
86
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 9, 2022
Soccer
Manchester City Is Already Evolving Around Erling Haaland
71
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 8, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Is It Cuckoo To Spend €65 Million On Marc Cucurella?
48
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 5, 2022
Soccer
Mate, You’ve Gone And Named Your Stand After A Bloody Serial Murderer!
71
Comments
Tom Ley
August 4, 2022
Soccer
Is Women’s Soccer Leaving Home?
88
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 3, 2022
Soccer
It’s Come Home
105
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Patrick Redford
July 31, 2022
Soccer
Rebekah Vardy Loses Libel Suit Against Coleen Rooney
130
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Patrick Redford
July 29, 2022
Soccer
He Doesn’t Want To Come To Your Sorry-Ass Club, Gary
107
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Billy Haisley
July 29, 2022
Soccer
Second-Division Sacramento Republic Is On A Magical Open Cup Run
77
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Patrick Redford
July 28, 2022
Soccer
This Is England?
128
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Billy Haisley
July 27, 2022
Soccer
France Needs To Be Better Than This
36
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 24, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Konrad Laimer Is The Perfect Destroyer
14
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 22, 2022
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