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Leeds United, America’s Premier League Team, Is Flying
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Patrick Redford
August 22, 2022
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Newcastle United Is Almost There
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Cut It Out, Kevin
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Billy Haisley
August 21, 2022
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Wilfried Zaha Is The Mid-Table King
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Billy Haisley
August 21, 2022
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What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Cameron Carter-Vickers
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Patrick Redford
August 19, 2022
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Window Shopping: Houssem Aouar Is Going Where??
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 19, 2022
Soccer
Please Keep Christian Pulisic Away From Manchester United
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Ray Ratto
August 17, 2022
Soccer
Now This Is Some Damn Soccer
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Tom Ley
August 17, 2022
Soccer
Peter Drury Is The Premier League’s Poet Laureate
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Jason Jeong
August 17, 2022
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Darwin Núñez, Sir, You Got Owned
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Tom Ley
August 16, 2022
Soccer
David Alaba’s Left Foot Is Always Ready To Win A Game
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Albert Burneko
August 15, 2022
Soccer
Hallelujah, Gabriel Jesus Has Returned!
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Billy Haisley
August 14, 2022
Soccer
Who Needs Goals When You’ve Got Managers Fighting?
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Ray Ratto
August 14, 2022
Soccer
Life Is Good When Manchester United Is This Awful
144
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Ray Ratto
August 14, 2022
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Tyler Adams
25
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Patrick Redford
August 12, 2022
Soccer
Erik ten Hag Is Getting A Crash Course In Manchester United Dysfunction
100
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Ray Ratto
August 12, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Sandro Tonali Is Worth Whatever It Takes
28
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 12, 2022
Soccer
Manchester United Is So Pitiful That I Almost Feel Bad
127
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Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
Soccer
If An Overhead Kick Is Scored In Paris, Does It Make A Sound?
39
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Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
Soccer
Barcelona Is Threatening Legal Action To Get Out Of A Contract It No Longer Wants
86
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 9, 2022
Soccer
Manchester City Is Already Evolving Around Erling Haaland
71
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 8, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Is It Cuckoo To Spend €65 Million On Marc Cucurella?
48
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 5, 2022
Soccer
Mate, You’ve Gone And Named Your Stand After A Bloody Serial Murderer!
71
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Tom Ley
August 4, 2022
Soccer
Is Women’s Soccer Leaving Home?
88
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Billy Haisley
August 3, 2022
Soccer
It’s Come Home
105
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Patrick Redford
July 31, 2022
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