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NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16

Ten Minute Quarters comedy show at 3:2 ratio

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Live Event

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Albert Burneko

The United Launch Alliance (ULA) Atlas V rocket with Boeing's CST-100 Starliner spacecraft appears as a blazing meteor with a long trail of vapor as it launches from Cape Canaveral Space Force Station in Florida on June 5, 2024.

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This Is So Stupid

Do Not Say The Boeing Starliner Astronauts Are Stranded In Space, Which They Cannot Presently Return From Due To Problems With Their Spacecraft

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Barry Petchesky

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Announcements

Everyone’s Been Competing To Post Defector’s 10,000th Blog And I Just Clicked Publish On This

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Kathryn Xu

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The Official, Complete, Very Scientific Taxonomy Of Fishing Video Games

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Chris Thompson

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What Would You Do Right Now For A Free Beach Vacation?

CALGARY, CANADA - FEBRUARY 25: A view of the exterior of the Scotiabank Saddledome home of the NHL’s Calgary Flames with the city skyline in the background on February 25, 2016 in Calgary, Alberta. (Photo by Tom Szczerbowski/Getty Images) *** Local Caption ***

Sports Contributor Archive 2016

A Useful, Clear-As-Day, Couldn’t-Be-Simpler Guide To Canada’s Hockey Arenas, Places, And Centres

Shohei Ohtani smacks a 473-foot home run.

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Sunday’s Events Will Ring Out Through History

George Clooney, as Michael Clayton, talks into a cell phone while walking down a city street at night.

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There Are Three Essential Lawyer Movies

Actors from "All My Children" at the Emmys.

All My Children

Here Are Some MLB Draft Prospects Whose Names Would Be Right At Home On ‘All My Children’

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Samer Kalaf

Klay Thompson #11, Andrew Wiggins #22, Jonathan Kuminga #00, and Stephen Curry #30 of the Golden State Warriors look on from the bench during the game against the Sacramento Kings during the 2024 Play-In Tournament

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An Attempt To Draw This Overstuffed Sentence About Klay Thompson Leaving The Warriors

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Justin Ellis

The super yacht of Russian billionaire businessman and oligarch Roman Abramovich sitting in dock at the Marmaris Port in Turkey in December 2023.

Roman Abramovich Yahct In Marmaris Port, Turkey

We Are Honor Bound To Commandeer Mark Zuckerberg’s Megayacht

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Kelsey McKinney

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Arts And Culture

Why is AI Jesus So Fucking Jacked?

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Is The Phillie Phanatic A Muppet?

A Tesla Cybertruck parked on the street in New York.

Tesla Cybertruck

I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck

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I Found My Keys

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Where Are My Keys?

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Tom Ley

Scottie Scheffler arrives to the course during the second round of PGA Championship at Valhalla Golf Club on May 17, 2024 in Louisville, Kentucky.

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Officer’s Pants Tragically Struck Down In Confrontation With Scottie Scheffler

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Paramount Plus Is Ruining My Life, And It Is Time For Jeff Probst To Do Something About It

NASHVILLE, TN - JUNE 26: Mark Messier is shown on the red carpet prior to the 2023 NHL Awards, held on June 26, 2023, at Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Danny Murphy/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

NHL: JUN 26 2023 NHL Awards

Mark Messier Selects Winner Of Mark Messier Award For Player Who Best Exemplifies Qualities Of Mark Messier

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Unlike All The Archeologists, I Know What This Thingy Is For

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 29: Bill Simmons is seen on March 29, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by gotpap/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

Celebrity Sightings In Los Angeles – March 29, 2018

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Enter Bill Simmons’s No Flex Zone, If You Dare

A large summer sausage in the Twins' dugout

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The Eldritch Power Of The Twins’ Home Run Sausage Must Be Handled With Care

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Singer JoJo Siwa on the red carpet entering the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards in Hollywood, wearing a black and silver sequins outfit reminiscent of Gene Simmons from the band Kiss.

2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards – Arrivals

When You Eat Poison Long Enough, It Starts To Taste Good

Caitlin Clark daps up Jake From State Farm, for some reason, at the WNBA Draft

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Send Jake To A Farm Upstate

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Aaron Rodgers Has Spoken With Jeg

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Defector Staff

A panicked crowd on Broad Street, New York City, after the closing of the stock exchange doors during the Panic of 1873, 20th September 1873. The stock exchange stayed closed for ten days. (Photo by Kean Collection/Archive Photos/Getty Images)

Financial Panic

Defector Status Report: East Coast Earthquake