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Barry Petchesky
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April 28, 2022
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Tom Ley
April 27, 2022
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Lauren Theisen
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Barry Petchesky
April 19, 2022
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281
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Kelsey McKinney
April 15, 2022
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We All Know Who’s Really Responsible For Barcelona’s Europa League Failure
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Ray Ratto
April 15, 2022
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Lauren Theisen
April 11, 2022
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This Looks Like Bernie
140
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Laura Wagner
April 7, 2022
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Losing Teams In The NCAA Tournament Should Get To Deface The Coca-Cola Logo
135
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Dan McQuade
March 30, 2022
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224
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Albert Burneko
March 25, 2022
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94
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Tom Ley
March 23, 2022
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Requiem For A Pedaw Boat
195
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Dan McQuade
March 17, 2022
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80
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Tom Ley
March 16, 2022
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Aubrey Huff … BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
165
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Chris Thompson
March 14, 2022
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Why The NFL Combine Should Be In My Backyard: A 1,000-Word Essay
150
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Dan McQuade
March 1, 2022
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418
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Kelsey McKinney
February 24, 2022
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Against Wonderful
215
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Laura Wagner
February 21, 2022
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166
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Barry Petchesky
February 16, 2022
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164
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Albert Burneko
February 15, 2022
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The Winners And Losers Of Super Bowl LVI
203
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Defector Staff
February 14, 2022
Journalismism
What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?
269
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Patrick Redford
February 11, 2022
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David Roth
February 10, 2022
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To Stop The Creeping Liberalism Of Books, You Must Destroy The Cloud
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February 3, 2022
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