Easter Candies, Ranked

It's Easter! The time to discover colorful plastic orbs filled with candies begins now and will end perhaps in several years when a too well-hidden egg is pulled from behind a book on a shelf. Some of you may say, "all Easter candy is bad," but sweetie that's what Easter is all about: suffering!

Here are the Easter candies, ranked from best to worst:

1. Starburst jelly beans
2. Reese's Eggs
3. Nerds Bumpy Jelly Beans
4. Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Caramel Bunnies
5. Pastel M&Ms
6. Cadbury mini egg
7. Whoppers Robin Eggs
8. Sour Patch Bunnies
9. Butterfinger Nest Eggs
10. Sweetarts Chicks, Ducks, and Bunnies
11. Reese’s Pieces Eggs
12. Solid Chocolate Bunnies
13. Regular Jelly Beans
14. Peeps (normal) 
15. Twizzlers Bunnies
16. Jordan Almonds
17. York Peppermint Patty Eggs
18. Hershey’s Cookies ’n’ Creme Polka Dot Eggs
19. Tootsie Roll Candy Coated Eggs
20. Carrot Cake Hershey Kisses
21. Easter Pez
22. Bunny Corn
23. Peeps (all abnormal) 
24. Cadbury creme egg
25. Bubble Gum Eggs
26. Marshmallow Chicks & Rabbits
27. See's Candies Sweet Surprise Chicks
28. Hershey’s Marshmallow Eggs
29. Fluffy Stuff Cotton Tails
30. Getting hit by a bus
31. Empty chocolate bunny