Worst Places To Get A Mosquito Bite, Ranked

It's mosquito time, and the little fuckers are ready to feast. Here are the worst places to get a 'squito bite, ranked from absolute worst to less worse:

1. The slightly wrinkled skin on the back of the ankle just above the heel
2. Top of the foot
3. Toe
4. Back of knee
5. Ankle bone
6. Bottom of foot
7. Ear
8. Elbow
9. Front of knee
10. Crease between upper and lower arm
11. Knuckle
12. Wrist
13. Shoulder blade
14. Calf
15. Butt cheek
16. Face
17. Torso
18. Shin
19. Lower arm
20. Upper arm