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A Timely Preview Of The 2023 NBA Playoffs, Almost Certainly Including All Of The Participants

April 14, 2023

Clarence Thomas Has A Billionaire Sponsor And Nobody Can Do Anything About It

April 6, 2023

The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock

Bad news: It's getting colder. Good news: The best way to cover your forearms has returned. The critically acclaimed Defector crewneck sweatshirt has been restocked in all sizes. Now's the time to get one of our most popular items, printed with union labor in the USA.

This Is So Stupid

It’s Too Easy To Steal Bases!

April 3, 2023

Los Angeles Angel Of Anaheim Does Amazing Baseball Thing, For Naught

March 31, 2023

Bring Forth The Arrest

March 21, 2023

Things Are Looking Up For Barcelona, So Long As You Don’t Look Up

March 20, 2023

How To Break Free Of Recipe Dependence

March 18, 2023

This Is So Stupid

Which Three Fingers Did Ron DeSantis Use To Slurp Down Chocolate Pudding Like A Damn Raccoon?

March 16, 2023

Champions League

Erling Haaland Is A Bolt, Or Five, Of Lightning

March 15, 2023

Champions League

Paris Ain’t Germane (To The Discussion Of Possible Champions League Winners)

March 9, 2023

The Great Outdoors

I Have Been Defeated And Humbled By My Hated Foe, The Wind

March 7, 2023

Get A Load Of This Sorry Piece Of Crap

February 23, 2023

Chicago Bulls Organization Experiences Performance-Limiting Brain Condition While Participating In Lonzo Ball Injury Updates

February 21, 2023

It’s Good To Make Your Own Stock Sometimes

February 18, 2023

This Is So Stupid

Google’s Search Engine Reveals Its Feelings: Destroy All Humans With A Rain Of Nuclear Fire

February 16, 2023

Nets Coach: The Challenge With Ben Simmons Is He Is A Crappy Player

February 14, 2023

Here Is Your 2023 NBA Trade Deadline Roundup

Albert Burneko and Tom Ley

February 9, 2023

LeBron James’s Former Colleagues Laud His Greatness, Incredibly Rudely

February 7, 2023

You Have No Excuse For Disliking Vegetables

February 4, 2023

Which Of These Was The Worst Trick Play Of All Time?

Barry Petchesky, Chris Thompson, and Albert Burneko

January 23, 2023

How Not To Interrogate The Ethics Of Tesla’s Busted Autopilot Technology

January 20, 2023

Send Me Your Food Questions

January 17, 2023

Are Your Memories Indexed By Year?

January 13, 2023

The Coolest BattleBots, According To Me, A BattleBot Sicko

January 11, 2023

This Is So Stupid

In My Day You Couldn’t Fake-Die For Two Years Without Real Commitment

January 5, 2023