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Albert Burneko
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The Machines
Here Are All Of The Keywords I Have Muted On Twitter
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Albert Burneko
October 21, 2022
NBA
A Thorough 2022–23 NBA Season Preview, In Case They Have One (Not Decided Yet)
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Albert Burneko
October 19, 2022
NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16
The WNBA is back in May! Join Defector and your fellow WNBA fans for a night of stand up, games, giveaways, and special guests as we all get amped up for the new WNBA season. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from April 2 for discount code.)
The Machines
More Like Megaworse
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Albert Burneko
October 11, 2022
Chefector
A Delicious Thing To Do With Some Mushrooms
216
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Albert Burneko
October 1, 2022
NBA
The NBA’s Aura Is Dumpster-Juice Green Right Now
192
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Albert Burneko
September 28, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Please Welcome Defector’s New Chief Metaverse Officer, Devin The Dugong
314
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Albert Burneko
September 23, 2022
NBA
Woke Cancel Culture Now Forcing Robert Sarver To Become Several Billion Dollars Richer
234
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Albert Burneko
September 21, 2022
Golf
OK, You Wise-Asses, Who The Fuck Made Bryson DeChambeau Light Himself Up With A Gallery Rope?
180
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Albert Burneko
September 19, 2022
Chefector
Green Action!
114
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Albert Burneko
September 17, 2022
Media Meltdowns
More Like Turdle
401
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Albert Burneko
September 16, 2022
Soccer
Pedri Did Everything Right, Except For The Most Important Thing
35
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Albert Burneko
September 14, 2022
Politics
I Don’t Have A King
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Albert Burneko
September 9, 2022
Media Meltdowns
How To Stay Out Of The Right-Wing Outrage Machine
258
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Albert Burneko
September 2, 2022
Funbag
We Must Protect Soccer From Grubby Rule-Mongers
542
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Albert Burneko
August 30, 2022
MLB
Aristides Aquino Unleashed The Throw Of The Year, And They Let Us See It
145
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Albert Burneko
August 25, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Which NBA Players Are Household Names, According To Defector Moms?
269
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Albert Burneko
August 23, 2022
Chefector
You Can Throw Together A Cobbler, No Sweat
229
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Albert Burneko
August 20, 2022
Soccer
David Alaba’s Left Foot Is Always Ready To Win A Game
25
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Albert Burneko
August 15, 2022
The Great Outdoors
The Flower That Resurrected Itself
76
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Albert Burneko
August 11, 2022
Politics
Of Course The Safe Was Empty
303
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Albert Burneko
August 9, 2022
NBA
DurantWatch: Get Rid Of His Hand-Picked Head Coach, Or Else
121
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Albert Burneko
August 8, 2022
Chefector
It’s Tomato Time; Let’s Make A Caprese Salad
166
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Albert Burneko
August 6, 2022
NFL
Get A Load Of These Big Dumb Helmet Helmets
198
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Albert Burneko
August 1, 2022
MLB
So It’s Come To This
130
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Albert Burneko
July 28, 2022
Chefector
Do You Dare Flip Your Eggs The Insane Way?
366
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Albert Burneko
July 23, 2022
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