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Soccer

Pedri Did Everything Right, Except For The Most Important Thing

September 14, 2022
Politics

I Don’t Have A King

September 9, 2022
Funbag

We Must Protect Soccer From Grubby Rule-Mongers

August 30, 2022
MLB

Aristides Aquino Unleashed The Throw Of The Year, And They Let Us See It

August 25, 2022
This Is So Stupid

Which NBA Players Are Household Names, According To Defector Moms?

August 23, 2022
Chefector

You Can Throw Together A Cobbler, No Sweat

August 20, 2022
Soccer

David Alaba’s Left Foot Is Always Ready To Win A Game

August 15, 2022
The Great Outdoors

The Flower That Resurrected Itself

August 11, 2022
Politics

Of Course The Safe Was Empty

August 9, 2022
NBA

DurantWatch: Get Rid Of His Hand-Picked Head Coach, Or Else

August 8, 2022
Chefector

It’s Tomato Time; Let’s Make A Caprese Salad

August 6, 2022
NFL

Get A Load Of These Big Dumb Helmet Helmets

August 1, 2022
MLB

So It’s Come To This

July 28, 2022
Chefector

Do You Dare Flip Your Eggs The Insane Way?

July 23, 2022
MLB

Simply Become A Juan Soto Fan

July 20, 2022
NBA

Maybe Russell Westbrook Knows It’s Over

July 18, 2022
Chefector

Let’s Roast Some Beets

July 9, 2022
NBA

Behold, The Nerdiest Question Ever Asked At An NBA Press Conference

July 7, 2022
NBA

What The Hell Kind Of Kevin Durant Trade Can Even Work?

July 6, 2022
This Is So Stupid

How Many Buckets Could Ben Chiarot Give Aristotle? (I Promise This Makes Sense)

June 29, 2022
Media Meltdowns

How Dare BuzzFeed Workers Expect Their Compensation To Be Worth Anything

June 28, 2022
Chefector

Let’s Make Some Cold Soup

June 25, 2022
Birdfector

Some Tips For Having A Successful Birdbath

June 19, 2022
NHL

All Seven Goals In Colorado’s Blowout Game 2 Win, Graded

June 19, 2022
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