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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Jamboroo
A Well-Executed Day
443
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Drew Magary
September 5, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Kansas City Chiefs
378
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Drew Magary
September 5, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: San Francisco 49ers
424
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Drew Magary
September 4, 2024
Funbag
Oasis Is Back, You Wankers!
694
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Drew Magary
September 3, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Baltimore Ravens
438
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Drew Magary
September 3, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Detroit Lions
306
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Houston Texans
366
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Drew Magary
August 28, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Green Bay Packers
512
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Drew Magary
August 26, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Dallas Cowboys
361
Comments
Drew Magary
August 23, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Cleveland Browns
316
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2024
Podcasts
An Airplane Seating Brain Teaser, With Rohan Nadkarni
155
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Philadelphia Eagles
399
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Drew Magary
August 21, 2024
Funbag
Bad Timing Can Make Any Injury Devastating
472
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Drew Magary
August 20, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Miami Dolphins
261
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Drew Magary
August 20, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Pittsburgh Steelers
350
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Los Angeles Rams
350
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Drew Magary
August 16, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Jacksonville Jaguars
398
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Drew Magary
August 14, 2024
Funbag
Annoying Kobe Worship Is Here To Stay
895
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Drew Magary
August 13, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Indianapolis Colts
358
Comments
Drew Magary
August 12, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: New Orleans Saints
249
Comments
Drew Magary
August 9, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Denver Broncos
284
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Drew Magary
August 7, 2024
Funbag
What Summer Olympic Sport Is Best In Person?
528
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Drew Magary
August 6, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Minnesota Vikings
387
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Drew Magary
August 6, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: New York Jets
343
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Drew Magary
August 5, 2024
NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Chicago Bears
430
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Drew Magary
August 2, 2024
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