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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Funbag
I Don’t Need Everyone’s Opinion On Everything
769
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Drew Magary
December 13, 2022
Jamboroo
NFL Teams Aren’t Lateraling Enough (A Serious Take)
356
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Drew Magary
December 8, 2022
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Funbag
How Old Are You In Your Dreams?
548
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Drew Magary
December 6, 2022
Jamboroo
Russell Wilson Has Nowhere To Hide Now
460
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Drew Magary
December 1, 2022
Funbag
Do Not Besmirch The “Add 30 Seconds” Microwave Button
620
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Drew Magary
November 29, 2022
Death To The NCAA
Did Your Favorite College Football Team Hire A Shitbag? Let’s Find Out!
299
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Drew Magary
November 29, 2022
Jamboroo
Everything In Moderation
329
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Drew Magary
November 24, 2022
Funbag
A Brief But Convincing Defense Of Snobbery
560
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Drew Magary
November 22, 2022
Jamboroo
Stop Fussing With The Goddamn Rules
338
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Drew Magary
November 17, 2022
Funbag
Walnuts In Baked Goods: The Right Move, Or An Act Of War?
820
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Drew Magary
November 15, 2022
NFL
The Vikings Are A Party
186
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Drew Magary
November 14, 2022
Jamboroo
The Birth Of A Scar
376
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Drew Magary
November 10, 2022
Funbag
The American Flag Isn’t Just For Aggro Fuckheads
985
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Drew Magary
November 8, 2022
Jamboroo
How To Destroy A Team
341
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Drew Magary
November 3, 2022
Funbag
One Last Halloween In The Candy Trenches
589
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Drew Magary
November 1, 2022
Jamboroo
Which NFL Head Coach Has The Most Punchable Face? A Defector Investigation
383
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Drew Magary
October 27, 2022
Funbag
Some Annoying Recipes Are Worth It. LIKE MY KICK-ASS POT PIE.
675
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Drew Magary
October 25, 2022
NFL
The Colts Have A Mess At Quarterback, And So Does The NFL
252
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Drew Magary
October 25, 2022
Jamboroo
Just Look At Herschel Walker Now
404
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Drew Magary
October 20, 2022
Funbag
It’s Time I Started Wearing Other Teams’ Shit
664
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Drew Magary
October 18, 2022
Jamboroo
Dan Snyder’s Sun Rises And Sets With Jerry Jones
340
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Drew Magary
October 13, 2022
Funbag
Recency Bias Is Boring
589
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Drew Magary
October 11, 2022
Jamboroo
When Your Kid Can Drive, They Can Do Anything
435
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Drew Magary
October 6, 2022
Funbag
Taking Off Your Socks Is The Greatest Feeling On Earth
577
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Drew Magary
October 4, 2022
Jamboroo
Have We Seen The Last Hall-Of-Fame Running Back?
384
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Drew Magary
September 29, 2022
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