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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Buffalo Bills
419
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Drew Magary
August 31, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Dallas Cowboys
461
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2023
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Jacksonville Jaguars
271
Comments
Drew Magary
August 29, 2023
Funbag
It’s No Sin To Be A Tourist
903
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Drew Magary
August 29, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New York Giants
284
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Drew Magary
August 28, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Minnesota Vikings
381
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Drew Magary
August 25, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Baltimore Ravens
343
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Drew Magary
August 24, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Los Angeles Chargers
341
Comments
Drew Magary
August 23, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Miami Dolphins
350
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2023
Funbag
The Ryder Cup Is The Only Good Form Of Team Golf
493
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Seattle Seahawks
557
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Drew Magary
August 21, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
320
Comments
Drew Magary
August 18, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Detroit Lions
417
Comments
Drew Magary
August 17, 2023
Podcasts
The Hater’s Guide To The 2023 Fantasy Football Season, With Andy Behrens
67
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Drew Magary
August 17, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Pittsburgh Steelers
456
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Drew Magary
August 16, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Washington Commanders
272
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Drew Magary
August 15, 2023
Funbag
Can I Wear A Batting Helmet Casually Or Will Everyone Think I’m Cuckoo?
560
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Drew Magary
August 15, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Green Bay Packers
431
Comments
Drew Magary
August 14, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New England Patriots
380
Comments
Drew Magary
August 11, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New York Jets
372
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Drew Magary
August 10, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Cleveland Browns
341
Comments
Drew Magary
August 9, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Tennessee Titans
407
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Drew Magary
August 8, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New Orleans Saints
347
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Drew Magary
August 7, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Carolina Panthers
302
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Drew Magary
August 4, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Atlanta Falcons
271
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Drew Magary
August 3, 2023
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