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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
NFL
Motherfuck Brett Favre
294
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Drew Magary
September 28, 2022
Funbag
Help! My Kid Knows About Death Now!
472
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Drew Magary
September 27, 2022
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Jamboroo
Here Are Some Smells That I Miss
441
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Drew Magary
September 22, 2022
Funbag
Lessons I Have Learned So Far As A Bike Guy
745
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Drew Magary
September 20, 2022
Jamboroo
A Way To Make Pro Football Safer Has Been Hiding In Plain Sight
350
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2022
Cycling
Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle! I Want To Ride My Bicycle!
296
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2022
Funbag
What Is The Most Physically Exhausting Sport?
716
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Drew Magary
September 13, 2022
Jamboroo
Let’s Wander Slowly Through The Fields Of Joy
367
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Drew Magary
September 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Los Angeles Rams
250
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Drew Magary
September 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cincinnati Bengals
302
Comments
Drew Magary
September 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Kansas City Chiefs
319
Comments
Drew Magary
September 7, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: San Francisco 49ers
320
Comments
Drew Magary
September 7, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Green Bay Packers
367
Comments
Drew Magary
September 6, 2022
Funbag
There Are No More Shitty Food Towns In America
713
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Drew Magary
September 6, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
222
Comments
Drew Magary
September 6, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Tennessee Titans
341
Comments
Drew Magary
September 5, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Buffalo Bills
296
Comments
Drew Magary
September 2, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Dallas Cowboys
372
Comments
Drew Magary
September 2, 2022
Podcasts
The Hater’s Guide To The 2022 College Football Season, With Eric Eager
50
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Drew Magary
September 1, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Arizona Cardinals
390
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Drew Magary
September 1, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Las Vegas Raiders
332
Comments
Drew Magary
August 31, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New England Patriots
410
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Pittsburgh Steelers
468
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Drew Magary
August 29, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Philadelphia Eagles
436
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Drew Magary
August 26, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New Orleans Saints
323
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Drew Magary
August 25, 2022
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