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NFL
These Freaks Need To Be In The Same Room More Often
154
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Samer Kalaf
October 28, 2021
Media Meltdowns
In Hindsight, Maybe These Two Guys Shouldn’t Have Defended Jon Gruden’s Character On National TV
190
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Samer Kalaf
October 12, 2021
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NFL
Humbled Urban Meyer Looks Like Absolute Shit As He Apologizes For Not Being A Family Man
327
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Samer Kalaf
October 4, 2021
MLB
AL Wild-Card Race Ends With Absolutely No Chaos
125
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 4, 2021
NFL
The Lions Have Streamlined The Process Of The Turnover
45
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 3, 2021
NFL
Urban Meyer Spotted Having A Grim Men’s Evening At His Ohio Steakhouse
453
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 3, 2021
College Football
Kentucky Cornered Florida Into A Trash Bin And Shut The Lid
56
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 3, 2021
NFL
What Does It Mean To Be Macpilled?
121
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 23, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Train Defeats Bike In Non-Conference Matchup
133
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 21, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Thom Brennaman Is Doing Some Reflection With A Cracked Mirror
134
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 17, 2021
NFL
Urban Meyer’s Word Has Plummeted In Value
136
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 15, 2021
NFL
Mark Davis Celebrates Raiders’ Victory While Looking Like Thanos In Miami
134
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 14, 2021
This Is So Stupid
In Year Two, Defector Will Be Pursuing The Following Ventures
268
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 10, 2021
Defector Up All Night
The Search For Javy Báez’s Earring Continues
89
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 2, 2021
This Is So Stupid
It’s Now Illegal To Draw Any Conclusions From Ben Simmons Workout Videos
67
Comments
Samer Kalaf
August 22, 2021
Media Meltdowns
ESPN Soccer Show Briefly Derailed By In-Studio Fart
70
Comments
Samer Kalaf
August 22, 2021
College Football
Washington State Coach Nick Rolovich Is Running Out Of Excuses To Not Get Vaccinated
204
Comments
Samer Kalaf
August 22, 2021
MLB
Padres Fail To Beat Pitcher With Diarrhea
141
Comments
Samer Kalaf
August 18, 2021
NFL
Dan Campbell Is Fired Up For The Football Fellas Getting Chippy
161
Comments
Samer Kalaf
August 4, 2021
NFL
T.J. Ward Essentially Blames Ron Rivera For Having Cancer
146
Comments
Samer Kalaf
July 28, 2021
Life Lessons
Consider The Pizza Dilemma
314
Comments
Samer Kalaf
July 23, 2021
College Football
Deion Sanders Must Only Be Referred To As “His Coachness”
106
Comments
Samer Kalaf
July 21, 2021
MLB
Sonny Gray Self-Reports Gunk On His Pants, Rubs His Butt On Pitcher’s Mound
51
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Samer Kalaf
July 19, 2021
MLB
Christian Yelich Was Furious, But John Libka’s Call Was Justified
89
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Samer Kalaf
July 11, 2021
Olympics
Nigeria’s Upset Of Team USA Calls To Mind A Bewildering Malcolm Gladwell Tangent
103
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Samer Kalaf
July 11, 2021
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