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Alex Sujong Laughlin
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Risk Week
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Ray Ratto
October 21, 2024
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The Great Outdoors
The View From The Way, Way Back Of The Berlin Inline Skating Marathon
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Emily Bice
October 14, 2024
Life Lessons
Tom-Tom C’est Moi
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Nicholas Russell
October 11, 2024
MLB
Looking For Friends Among Baseball’s Most Passionate Nerds
56
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Michael Rosen
September 5, 2024
Announcements
The Defector Summer Interns Say Farewell
112
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August 9, 2024
Life Lessons
I Don’t Ever Want My Favorite Things To Change
109
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Owen Lewis
August 7, 2024
Life Lessons
Fellas, Our Horrible Climate Future Demands You Wear Short Shorts
221
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Justin Ellis
June 30, 2024
The Great Outdoors
I Hate Running. I Miss Running.
193
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Owen Lewis
June 26, 2024
Life Lessons
You Should Cut Your Own Hair
93
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Alex Sujong Laughlin
June 21, 2024
Life Lessons
Berry Thief, My Enemy; Berry Thief, My Friend
82
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Kelsey McKinney
June 21, 2024
Announcements
The Normal Gossip Summer Guide To Eavesdropping
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Kelsey McKinney
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Alex Sujong Laughlin
, and
Sabrina Imbler
June 13, 2024
Elder Wisdom
IT’S SUMMERTIME, MOTHERFUCKERS
316
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Drew Magary
June 13, 2024
Life Lessons
Bro Summer Waits For Us All
632
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Kelsey McKinney
June 12, 2024
Life Lessons
Metro-North Is My North Star
228
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Drew Magary
June 7, 2024
Mods Asleep
I Will Drive This Fucked-Up Car Until One Of Us Dies
241
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Nicholas Russell
May 31, 2024
Mods Asleep
I Will Never Abandon My Special Little Drink
369
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B.D. McClay
May 30, 2024
Life Lessons
I Love My Jammy-Jams
163
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Drew Magary
May 22, 2024
Elder Wisdom
How To Make (Or Possibly Not To Make) A Vegetable Garden
80
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Chris Thompson
May 17, 2024
Life Lessons
Buy Yourself A Gift Card
192
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Barry Petchesky
May 16, 2024
Elder Wisdom
These Dad Shoes Are Made For Workin’
327
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Drew Magary
April 12, 2024
Life Lessons
It Happened To Me: I Thought I Bought People Treats But They Were Dog Treats
173
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Barry Petchesky
April 4, 2024
Life Lessons
Why Can’t I Turn Off The Game?
75
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Felix Kent
March 22, 2024
Life Lessons
The Fork And Spoon Method To A Better Life
54
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Nicholas Russell
March 21, 2024
Life Lessons
My Sweet Tooth
247
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Drew Magary
February 29, 2024
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