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Samer Kalaf
May 4, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Rudy Giuliani Has Borrowed A Smaller Man’s Khakis And Is Ready To Talk Golf
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May 2, 2022
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This Is So Stupid
They’ll Buy Any Old Piece-Of-Shit T206 Honus Wagner These Days
152
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Samer Kalaf
April 26, 2022
NBA
Ben Simmons Did That Little Practice Dunk For Nothing
151
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Samer Kalaf
April 25, 2022
The Fights
Inshallah This Will Explain The Feud Between Hasbulla And Abdu Rozik
135
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Samer Kalaf
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Patrick Redford
February 7, 2022
Podcasts
Upping The Muslim, With Aymann Ismail
6
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Samer Kalaf
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Giri Nathan
February 2, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Gary Sheffield’s Dumb Son Writes Article Citing Fake Josh Smith Quote From “Ballsack Sports”
127
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Samer Kalaf
February 2, 2022
Podcasts
The Average Interception Is About 10 Tweets, With Ben Rothenberg
25
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Giri Nathan
and
Samer Kalaf
January 26, 2022
Podcasts
Find The Thing That Feels Like You, With Harper Jay MacIntyre
18
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Giri Nathan
and
Samer Kalaf
January 19, 2022
NHL
After Review, Kodak Black Was Not Fucking In Front Of Everyone At A Florida Panthers Game
115
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Samer Kalaf
January 12, 2022
Podcasts
The Rohan Saturation Point, With Rohan Nadkarni
40
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Samer Kalaf
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Giri Nathan
January 12, 2022
NFL
Antonio Brown Strips, Tosses His Gear Into Crowd, Leaves Midgame [Update]
443
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Samer Kalaf
January 2, 2022
College Football
Jaxon Smith-Njigba Was A Record-Breaking Machine At The Rose Bowl
48
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Samer Kalaf
January 2, 2022
College Football
Football Doesn’t Love You Back
235
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Samer Kalaf
January 2, 2022
Year In Review
The Worst Tweets Of 2021
352
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Samer Kalaf
December 31, 2021
NFL
Jaguars Give Urban Meyer The Boot
369
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Samer Kalaf
December 16, 2021
NFL
Micah Parsons Pounced On Taylor Heinicke
36
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Samer Kalaf
December 13, 2021
Capital
Hockey Team And Mortgage Company Partner Up To Humiliate Local Teachers
201
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Samer Kalaf
December 13, 2021
Announcements
Introducing ‘Namedropping,’ A Podcast About Names
252
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Giri Nathan
and
Samer Kalaf
December 8, 2021
NFL
John Harbaugh’s Decision Accepted The Limitations Of “Next Man Up”
116
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Samer Kalaf
December 6, 2021
NFL
The Macpill Is Becoming Too Potent
133
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Samer Kalaf
November 16, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Barstool Sports Employees Decide The Paychecks Really Are Worth This
301
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Samer Kalaf
November 5, 2021
NFL
Henry Ruggs III Has To Live With This For The Rest Of His Life
295
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Samer Kalaf
November 5, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
The Case Of “Pole Assassin” And The Monkey-Child Halloween Incident
271
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Samer Kalaf
November 2, 2021
NFL
Titans Turn To Whatever’s Left Of Adrian Peterson
144
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Samer Kalaf
November 1, 2021
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