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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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Defector

The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock

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Merch v3

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

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Animals

My Dog Has Messy Dingleberries. Is Wokeism To Blame?

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Patrick Redford

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Laura Wagner

SIENA, ITALY - MARCH 04: Demi Vollering of The Netherlands and Team SD Worx attacks while a horse gallops beside her during the Eroica - 9th Strade Bianche 2023, Women's a 136km one day race from Siena to Siena 318m / #StradeBianche / on March 04, 2023 in Siena, Italy. (Photo by Luc Claessen/Getty Images)

Eroica – 9th Strade Bianche 2023 – Women’s

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Wannabe Cyclist Horse Steals The Show At A Spicy Strade Bianche

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Kelsey McKinney

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This Is So Stupid

Pretty Neat. Defector Outlines Hiring Process That Landed Devin The Dugong

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Ray Ratto

BOTSWANA - 2014/06/12: Hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius) in river near Chitabe in the Okavango Delta in northern part of Botswana. (Photo by Wolfgang Kaehler/LightRocket via Getty Images)

Hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius) in river near Chitabe

Here’s To Hippos

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Oh No! The Big, Beautiful Owl Got Out!

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Sabrina Imbler

A domestic pigeon that has been dyed pink with hair dye.

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Justice For Flamingo, Who Did Not Consent To Being Dyed Pink

Visual Editor. Runs <a href="http://defectorstore.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">defectorstore.com</a>. Philadelphia-based, if you couldn’t tell.

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Dan McQuade

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Canadians Jubilant Despite Unexpected Death Of Weather-Predicting Rodent Fred La Marmotte

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Agrunia not so happy…

World’s Crankiest Cat Found On World’s Tallest Mountain

WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 26: Sophomore Paige James, center, touches a hippo statue for luck as she leads admitted George Washington University students and their parents on a tour of the campus before deciding on whether or not to enroll on April, 26, 2017 in Washington, DC.

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Death To The NCAA

Official George Washington University Statement: Hippos Are Not Free To Be Bold

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Barry Petchesky

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Free P-22!

Matt Ufford is the head of video and audio at Yahoo Sports.

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A Bird Idiot’s Guide To Winter Birding

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Pumuckel The 20-Inch Pony Has Other Mini-Horses Quaking In Their Hooves

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Folks, We’ve Got A New Animal Friendship

Annie Rauwerda is a writer and comedian from Michigan. She loves Wikipedia, digital archives, and her cat.

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Annie Rauwerda

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Life's Rich Pageant

In Search Of A Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast

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Mountain Goats Keep Winning

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Lauren Theisen

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I’m Sorry About Stuffing The Ballot Box For My Favorite Fat Bear

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Maitreyi Anantharaman

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We Saw A Bear

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Nowhere Is Safe From Our Garbage

JAKARTA, INDONESIA: Indonesian boys swim on a river to catch ducks as part of game show in Jakarta, 17 August 2006, to celebrate country's 61st independence day anniversary. Outside a house in central Jakarta on the morning of August 17, 1945, a small group of nationalists gathered for a simple ceremony to declare independence for the remains of the former Dutch East Indies empire and Indonesia was born. After three centuries of Dutch colonial rule and three years of Japanese occupation, the world's largest archipelago had been declared one nation, although it was another four years before the Dutch abandoned their attempts to retake their former possession and recognised Indonesia. AFP PHOTO/Bay ISMOYO (Photo credit should read BAY ISMOYO/AFP via Getty Images)

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The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is A Duck Winning “Find The Duck”

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Freya The Walrus Should Still Be Alive

Two brown-lipped snails, cepea nemoralis, on the concrete.

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I Must Protect The Snails In My Backyard From Myself

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Do You Dare Twirl Your Fork In The Spaghetti Worm?

ALLEN PARK, MICHIGAN - JULY 27: Dan Campbell, head coach of the Detroit Lions during the Detroit Lions Training Camp on July 27, 2022 in Allen Park, Michigan. (Photo by Nic Antaya/Getty Images)

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What Creature Does Dan Campbell Think Would Be Great At Football?

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Let Me Stick My Hand Inside The Mysterious Holes On The Seafloor

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Silence The Terrors Of The Terrestrial World With NOAA’s Deep-Sea Livestream