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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grimly Marches Through Pâtisserie Week
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November 28, 2023
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November 21, 2023
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Kelsey McKinney
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November 7, 2023
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Rises Beautifully For Pastry Week
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November 1, 2023
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Is Ill-Tempered For Chocolate Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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October 27, 2023
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Proves Too Small For Bread Week
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October 17, 2023
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Trembles And Weeps Through Biscuit Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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October 10, 2023
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Once Again Contends With Cake Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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October 3, 2023
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Fuck It, It’s Apple Crisp Season
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Drew Magary
October 1, 2023
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French Onion Soup In Cupcake Tins? French Onion Soup In Cupcake Tins
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Kelly Conaboy
September 29, 2023
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That’s What I Get For Trying To Honor My Ancestors With Chestnuts I Found On The Street
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Alex Sujong Laughlin
September 26, 2023
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Let’s Make Shrub, While There’s Still Time
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Chris Thompson
September 3, 2023
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It’s Summer! Let’s Cook Some Eggplant
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Abigail Segel
July 22, 2023
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Which Food Would Win You An Eating Contest?
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Lauren Theisen
July 5, 2023
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You Just Need A Thermometer
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Albert Burneko
June 10, 2023
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Your Crummy Apartment Stove Is Perfectly Fine For Cooking
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Albert Burneko
May 29, 2023
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Albert Burneko
May 13, 2023
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How To Help Your Kids Learn To Like A Food
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Albert Burneko
April 29, 2023
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Uncleanliness Is Next To Godliness
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Albert Burneko
April 18, 2023
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Drew Magary
March 23, 2023
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Albert Burneko
March 18, 2023
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It’s Good To Make Your Own Stock Sometimes
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Albert Burneko
February 18, 2023
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Fran Hoepfner
February 8, 2023
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Albert Burneko
February 4, 2023
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