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My Long Lost Pedal Returned At Just The Right Time
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Dave McKenna
January 20, 2022
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Metaverse Company Blames Unlikely Third Party For Recent Misfortunes Following Termination Of 76ers Partnership [Update]
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Chris Thompson
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January 19, 2022
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Infinite Replay
The Low Blows, Billowing Bedsheets, And Huge Disgusting Poop Of July 11, 1996
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Chris Thompson
January 18, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
University Of Michigan Ousts President After Oafish Flirtations With Subordinate Come To Light
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Lauren Theisen
January 16, 2022
NHL
After Review, Kodak Black Was Not Fucking In Front Of Everyone At A Florida Panthers Game
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Samer Kalaf
January 12, 2022
Arts And Culture
No Wonder Left In World Now That Mysterious Book Thief Has Been Arrested
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Kelsey McKinney
January 6, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Local Politician Very Sorry For Trying To Pull Down Referee’s Pants
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Tom Ley
January 5, 2022
NBA
76ers New Metaverse Partner Somehow Getting Weirder
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Chris Thompson
January 5, 2022
Year In Review
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?
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Barry Petchesky
January 1, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
The Wildwood Boardwalk T-Shirts Of 2021
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Dan McQuade
December 31, 2021
Politics
Harry Reid Was A True Believer
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Kelsey McKinney
December 29, 2021
Year In Review
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
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Barry Petchesky
December 25, 2021
NBA
What The Hell Is This Company The 76ers Just Partnered With?
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
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Chris Thompson
December 23, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
Let Me Be A Ham Sniffer
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Lauren Theisen
December 21, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
Can Andy Corren Do My Obit When The Time Comes?
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Ray Ratto
December 16, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
I Am Certain Amtrak’s New Vaccine Plan Will Go Great
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Albert Burneko
December 14, 2021
Capital
Hockey Team And Mortgage Company Partner Up To Humiliate Local Teachers
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Samer Kalaf
December 13, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
Lynlee Renick Found Guilty In Snake King Murder Trial
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Dave McKenna
December 10, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
We Must Salute The Guy Who Drove An F-35 Straight Into The Ocean
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Tom Ley
December 1, 2021
NBA
Could My Entire Family Fit Inside Kyle Kuzma’s Large Pink Sweater With Enough Room Left Over For Rations To Survive The Winter? An Investigation
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Chris Thompson
November 23, 2021
NBA
Puddle Of Puke On Sacramento Kings’ Home Court Somehow Not A Metaphor
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
Prosecutors Got One Conviction In A Snake King’s Murder, And Now They Are Going After Another
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Dave McKenna
November 17, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Papa John: “That’s Moses Getting Circumcised”
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Tom Ley
November 3, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
The Case Of “Pole Assassin” And The Monkey-Child Halloween Incident
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Samer Kalaf
November 2, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
Death Of A Snake Salesman
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Dave McKenna
September 28, 2021
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