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Point/Counterpoint: Landing A Plane If You Had To
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Barry Petchesky
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May 11, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Rudy Giuliani Has Borrowed A Smaller Man’s Khakis And Is Ready To Talk Golf
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Samer Kalaf
May 2, 2022
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Life Lessons
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Tom Ley
April 21, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Did The U.S. Military Almost Shoot Down A U.S. Military Plane For Participating In A Military Appreciation Night Stunt In The U.S. Capital? No. Nothing To See Here.
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Chris Thompson
April 21, 2022
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A Brief And Fruitful Quest To Find Neil, Who Banged Out The Tunes
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Brian Feldman
April 20, 2022
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There Is DRAMA Over Irish Dance’s First Replay Review
117
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Kalyn Kahler
April 14, 2022
MLB
Have You Seen The Ass?
159
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Tom Ley
April 12, 2022
Animals
I Hereby Beg All Outside Creatures To Please Remain Outside Of My Home
251
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Chris Thompson
April 8, 2022
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Give It Up For The Heroic Barf-Cleaner
116
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Chris Thompson
April 5, 2022
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Rooting For The Home Team
281
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Kelsey McKinney
April 3, 2022
Politics
New Jersey Woman Sued By Her Township For Filing Too Many Public Records Request
171
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Diana Moskovitz
March 29, 2022
Capital
Concrete-Company-Turned-Metaverse Now Promoting A Hook-Up For “Human Cloned Organs”
341
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Chris Thompson
March 23, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Blind Item: A Coach Tried To Eat My Business Card
139
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Kalyn Kahler
March 6, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Retired NASCAR Bozo: Behold, It Is I, The Angel Of Death
189
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Albert Burneko
March 3, 2022
Defector Up All Night
There Goes Bob Bolus
502
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Tom Ley
February 23, 2022
Media Meltdowns
Here Are Two Utterly Unbearable Minutes Of TV Sports Debate
225
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Chris Thompson
February 21, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
John Madden Taught Me A Better Way To Smile For Photos
60
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Dan McQuade
February 10, 2022
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My Journey Into The Color World
216
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Dan McQuade
February 7, 2022
The Fights
Inshallah This Will Explain The Feud Between Hasbulla And Abdu Rozik
135
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Samer Kalaf
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Patrick Redford
February 7, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Chicago Guy Rescued After Quarter-Mile Stroll Onto Frozen Lake Michigan
239
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Patrick Redford
February 4, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
I Don’t Like This At All
470
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Albert Burneko
February 3, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Gary Sheffield’s Dumb Son Writes Article Citing Fake Josh Smith Quote From “Ballsack Sports”
127
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Samer Kalaf
February 2, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Where Is The Metaverse App The Sixers Were So Honored To Promote?
216
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
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Chris Thompson
February 1, 2022
Olympics
I’ll Never Let You Go, Beijing Olympics Listserv
104
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Noelle Mateer
January 27, 2022
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Please Savor This Clip Of A Half-Frozen Alex Rodriguez Tempting Fate At Lambeau Field
102
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Chris Thompson
January 23, 2022
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