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Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Houston Texans

FLORHAM PARK, NJ - JULY 28: Michael Carter #32, Jarrad Davis #52 and Del'Shawn Phillips #43 of the New York Jets during morning practice at Atlantic Health Jets Training Center on July 28, 2021 in Florham Park, New Jersey. (Photo by Rich Schultz/Getty Images)

New York Jets Training Camp

Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New York Jets

JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA - MAY 15: Head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars Urban Meyer watches the action during Jacksonville Jaguars Training Camp at TIAA Bank Field on May 15, 2021 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)

Jacksonville Jaguars Off-Season Workout

Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Jacksonville Jaguars

KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI - SEPTEMBER 10: Head coach Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs looks on through a plastic shield during the fourth quarter against the Houston Texans at Arrowhead Stadium on September 10, 2020 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

Houston Texans v Kansas City Chiefs

Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Kansas City Chiefs

SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 13: Jimmy Garoppolo #10 of the San Francisco 49ers warms up before their game against the Arizona Cardinals at Levi's Stadium on September 13, 2020 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by )

Arizona Cardinals v San Francisco 49ers

Why Your Team Sucks 2020: San Francisco 49ers

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA - SEPTEMBER 13: Aaron Rodgers #12 of the Green Bay Packers looks on during the fourth quarter of the game against the Minnesota Vikings at U.S. Bank Stadium on September 13, 2020 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The Packers defeated the Vikings 43-34. (Photo by Hannah Foslien/Getty Images)

Green Bay Packers v Minnesota Vikings

Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Green Bay Packers

KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI - JANUARY 19: Head coach Mike Vrabel of the Tennessee Titans looks on in the first half against the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship Game at Arrowhead Stadium on January 19, 2020 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Peter Aiken/Getty Images)

AFC Championship – Tennessee Titans v Kansas City Chiefs

Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Tennessee Titans

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - DECEMBER 12: Head coach John Harbaugh of the Baltimore Ravens prepares with the team before the game against the New York Jets at M&amp;T Bank Stadium on December 12, 2019 in Baltimore, Maryland. (Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

New York Jets v¬†Baltimore Ravens

Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Baltimore Ravens

GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN - JANUARY 12: Russell Wilson #3 of the Seattle Seahawks reacts on the field after being defeated by the Green Bay Packers 28-23 in the NFC Divisional Playoff game at Lambeau Field on January 12, 2020 in Green Bay, Wisconsin. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

Divisional Round – Seattle Seahawks v Green Bay Packers

Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Seattle Seahawks

KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI - SEPTEMBER 10: Travis Kelce #87 of the Kansas City Chiefs stiff arms Zach Cunningham #41 of the Houston Texans during the second quarter at Arrowhead Stadium on September 10, 2020 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Houston Texans

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA - AUGUST 28: (L-R) Running backs Alexander Mattison #25, Ameer Abdullah #31 and Dalvin Cook #33 of the Minnesota Vikings dance during training camp on August 28, 2020 at U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Photo by Hannah Foslien/Getty Images)

Minnesota Vikings Training Camp

Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Minnesota Vikings

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA - JANUARY 05: Drew Brees #9 of the New Orleans Saints fumbles the ball as he is sacked by Danielle Hunter #99 of the Minnesota Vikings during the fourth quarter in the NFC Wild Card Playoff game at Mercedes Benz Superdome on January 05, 2020 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by)

Wild Card Round – Minnesota Vikings v New Orleans Saints

Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New Orleans Saints

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - AUGUST 26: Head coach Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots looks on during Patriots Training camp at Gillette Stadium on August 26, 2020 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New England Patriots

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Buffalo Bills

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Philadelphia Eagles

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Los Angeles Rams

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Chicago Bears

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Pittsburgh Steelers

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Dallas Cowboys

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Denver Broncos

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Atlanta Falcons

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Indianapolis Colts

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Las Vegas Raiders

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Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New York Jets