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Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Atlanta Falcons
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Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Las Vegas Raiders
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July 31, 2023
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Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Los Angeles Rams
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September 8, 2022
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Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cincinnati Bengals
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Why Your Team Sucks 2022: San Francisco 49ers
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Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Tennessee Titans
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Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Dallas Cowboys
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