The Philadelphia Flyers have had an eventful Monday. We'll start with the most important occurrence: A bunch of dogs from a Philly-area police department came and visited the arena ahead of tonight's game against the Avalanche, and one of those dogs marked the occasion by loosing a big turd directly onto the Flyers logo. Dutch walked onto the ice, paws all slippery and slidey, surrounded by four coworkers and their handlers, then boom: squatted and dropped a nice big poop right on the ice.
And the dog got his wish AND brought his friends! Except…umm…we have one problem….@Avalanche @NHLFlyers @PhillyPolice @WellsFargoCtr pic.twitter.com/NdP3yrg3Kf
— Jamie Apody (@JamieApody) December 6, 2021
Oh, in other news the Flyers also dumped coach Alain Vigneault after the team's winless streak got to eight games, which will surely—nope, sorry, who cares, here's another angle of the dog crapping on the logo:
Some Philly police pups were barking as the Avalanche’s J.T. Compher was rehab skating.
— Jordan Hall (@JHallNBCS) December 6, 2021
“You’re like my personal cheerleader,” Compher said.
Compher greeted them afterward and one of the pups did his business right at the center of the logo.
Stuff happens I guess. pic.twitter.com/6OXktO1Fhw
Hockey Reference does not track pooping stats, but the eye-test confirms Dutch has moved up to second in the league in turds per minute (TPM).
