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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Expertly Spots Dick For Dessert Week
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Chris Thompson
November 13, 2024
This Is So Stupid
I Can’t Stop Drinking This Fucked-Up Protein Shake
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Chris Thompson
November 12, 2024
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NBA
NBA Friendship Wobbled By Ill-Timed Fake Handshake
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Chris Thompson
November 11, 2024
NBA
Here Are Some Young NBA Players Who Are Butt
168
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Chris Thompson
November 8, 2024
NBA
It Has Come To This: A Derrick White Appreciation Blog
54
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Chris Thompson
November 7, 2024
Food
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Contemplates The Melting Method For Autumn Week
55
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
November 6, 2024
NBA
The Cavaliers Gave An Assist To Bronny By Beating The Shit Out Of The Lakers
53
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Chris Thompson
October 31, 2024
Food
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Quakes With Rage For Pastry Week
80
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Chris Thompson
and
Kelsey McKinney
October 30, 2024
Food
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Scrambles To Survive Caramel Week
76
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 23, 2024
NBA
A Preview Of The 2024-25 NBA Season, Accurately Enumerating Everything That Will Happen In It
246
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Albert Burneko
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Chris Thompson
,
Giri Nathan
,
Luis Paez-Pumar
,
Patrick Redford
,
Ray Ratto
, and
Tom Ley
October 23, 2024
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Proves Its Baking Chops In Bread Week
99
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 17, 2024
MLB
MLB’s Television Product Is Getting Shittier In Exciting New Ways
302
Comments
Chris Thompson
October 11, 2024
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Conquers Biscuit Week Easily
112
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 9, 2024
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Almost Immediately Regrets Returning For Cake Week
156
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 3, 2024
MLB
The Shambling, Half-Dead Braves Have Gone Far Enough
173
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Chris Thompson
October 2, 2024
MLB
Go Ahead And Assume The Worst About The Pittsburgh Pirates
138
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Chris Thompson
September 25, 2024
MLB
Nationals End Season By Demoting Leadoff Hitter Who Was In A Casino Until 8:00 A.M.
112
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Chris Thompson
September 23, 2024
MLB
A Troubleshooting Paul Skenes Is Somehow Even More Frightening
105
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Chris Thompson
September 4, 2024
MLB
James Wood Sounds Like A Happy Future
37
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Chris Thompson
September 1, 2024
NFL
DraftKings Sued By NFL Players Association Over Reignmakers Rug-Pull
94
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Chris Thompson
August 28, 2024
MLB
Jackson Merrill Has Already Achieved Dude Status
72
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Chris Thompson
August 26, 2024
MLB
No Pitch Is Too High For The Courageous Of Heart
62
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Chris Thompson
August 23, 2024
Life's Rich Pageant
A Disney World Pervert’s Take On: Wrongful Death At A Themed Irish Pub
170
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Chris Thompson
August 20, 2024
Racing
NASCAR Boots Controversial Race Winner Back To Loser Town
121
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Chris Thompson
August 15, 2024
Gambling
DraftKings Eats Shit, Reverses Course On Stupid Gaming Tax Surcharge
209
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Chris Thompson
August 14, 2024
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