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Dan McQuade
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College Football
Report: Connor Stalions Was Low-Rated Online Seller Of Used Vacuums, Which He Stored On His Porch, Annoying His Neighbor Jeff
253
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Dan McQuade
November 8, 2023
College Basketball
The First Day Of Men’s College Basketball Is A Festival Of Goofy Games And Useless Information
106
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Dan McQuade
November 7, 2023
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NFL
It’s Impossible To Be Mad About A Victory Over The Cowboys
146
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Dan McQuade
November 6, 2023
College Football
It Appears Connor Stalions Was A Teenage Michigan Football Blogger
154
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 3, 2023
Arts And Culture
Dan And Dave Explore Another Mall
317
Comments
Dan McQuade
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David Roth
November 1, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Former MLB Players Impressed By Stuffed Cookie Monster Taped To A Drone: “Amazing Technology”
92
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Dan McQuade
November 1, 2023
NBA
Sixers Shake Up NBA By Reacquiring Robert Covington
99
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Dan McQuade
October 31, 2023
NFL
Struggling Eagles Sack Sam Howell Just Once
74
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Dan McQuade
October 30, 2023
MLB
How Do You Cope?
277
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 25, 2023
NFL
I Just Want To Listen To Merrill Reese Call The Eagles Game While I Watch. It Is Harder Than You’d Think.
147
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Dan McQuade
October 23, 2023
College Football
Michigan State: Sorry For Putting Hitler On Our Jumbotron
236
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 23, 2023
NFL
Eagles History Forever Marred By Loss To Jets
175
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 16, 2023
NFL
The Steelers Stink! They’re In First Place!
81
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 9, 2023
NFL
The Eagles Must Run The Tush Push More
97
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 9, 2023
NFL
The Sky Is Falling For The 4-0 Eagles
127
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 2, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Breaking: A-Rod Still Has Gum Disease
85
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 27, 2023
NFL
Eagles Fans Terrified After Blowout Victory
135
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 26, 2023
Music
Shut Up And Play The New Stuff
245
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 22, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Devin The Defector Dugong Is A Roaring Success In Earned Media
181
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 19, 2023
NFL
The Steelers Win, But They Still Stink!
186
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 19, 2023
NFL
Eagles Fans Deal With Aftermath Of Another Heartbreaking Victory
279
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 15, 2023
NFL
Eagles Suffer Unbearable Victory
156
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 11, 2023
NFL
The Steelers Stink!
153
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 10, 2023
College Football
Texas Is Back! Definitely? Maybe!
88
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Dan McQuade
September 10, 2023
NFL
Jonathan Gannon’s Gut Might Need A Little More Fire
103
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Dan McQuade
September 1, 2023
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