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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Jamboroo
Let’s All Take A Nap Together
278
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Drew Magary
October 8, 2020
Funbag
When Is The Best Time To Put On Fresh Undies?
385
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Drew Magary
October 6, 2020
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Jamboroo
Does Coaching Football Cause Madness?
263
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Drew Magary
October 1, 2020
Life Lessons
On Imaginary Girlfriends
159
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Drew Magary
September 29, 2020
Funbag
Brodie Grundy Is A Hilariously Shitty Name And I Can’t Get Enough Of It
298
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Drew Magary
September 29, 2020
Jamboroo
Fuck Adam Schefter
308
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Drew Magary
September 24, 2020
Funbag
Lemme Fucking Tip People!
373
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Drew Magary
September 22, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Kansas City Chiefs
138
Comments
Drew Magary
September 17, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: San Francisco 49ers
78
Comments
Drew Magary
September 17, 2020
Jamboroo
Hear Me Out: A Presidents’ Trophy, But For Football
231
Comments
Drew Magary
September 17, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Green Bay Packers
116
Comments
Drew Magary
September 17, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Tennessee Titans
119
Comments
Drew Magary
September 17, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Baltimore Ravens
130
Comments
Drew Magary
September 16, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Seattle Seahawks
138
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Drew Magary
September 16, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Houston Texans
120
Comments
Drew Magary
September 16, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Minnesota Vikings
149
Comments
Drew Magary
September 16, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New Orleans Saints
104
Comments
Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Funbag
I Gained Weight In Quarantine And It’s Making Me Miserable
374
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New England Patriots
171
Comments
Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Buffalo Bills
140
Comments
Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Philadelphia Eagles
130
Comments
Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Los Angeles Rams
99
Comments
Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Chicago Bears
193
Comments
Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Pittsburgh Steelers
103
Comments
Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Dallas Cowboys
137
Comments
Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
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