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Drew Magary
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Funbag
Is It OK For Me To Drink Out Of A Cup I Once Pissed In?
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Drew Magary
February 18, 2025
Jamboroo
The Art Of Chilling
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Drew Magary
February 13, 2025
NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16
The WNBA is back in May! Join Defector and your fellow WNBA fans for a night of stand up, games, giveaways, and special guests as we all get amped up for the new WNBA season. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from April 2 for discount code.)
Funbag
Let’s Remember Some Movie Characters Saying, “Fuck!”
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Drew Magary
February 11, 2025
NFL
Win The Draft And You Can Beat Everyone’s Ass
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Drew Magary
February 10, 2025
Jamboroo
I Want To Focus On My Salad
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Drew Magary
February 6, 2025
Funbag
Help! I’m Worried The Government Will Stiff Me On My Paycheck!
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Drew Magary
February 4, 2025
Funbag
Nazism & Hitler: The Defector Explainer
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Drew Magary
January 28, 2025
NFL
Patrick Mahomes Will Always Make You Pay
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Drew Magary
January 27, 2025
Jamboroo
I Am Witness To The Rebirth Of Football In Washington
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Drew Magary
January 23, 2025
Funbag
GLP-1 Agonists: The Defector Review
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Drew Magary
January 21, 2025
Jamboroo
Fear Of Death Will Kill Us All
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Drew Magary
January 16, 2025
Funbag
End Play-Clock Abuse!
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Drew Magary
January 14, 2025
NFL
Sam Darnold Found His Destiny. It Was In The Toilet
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Drew Magary
January 14, 2025
Jamboroo
We Must Free Joe Burrow
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Drew Magary
January 9, 2025
Funbag
AI Learned It By Watching You
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Drew Magary
January 7, 2025
Jamboroo
Morning Football Is The Way To Enlightenment
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Drew Magary
January 2, 2025
Hater's Guide
The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
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Drew Magary
December 20, 2024
Jamboroo
I’ll Be Home For Christmas
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Drew Magary
December 19, 2024
Funbag
Your Holiday Card Might Not Contain Enough Gratuitous Nudity
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Drew Magary
December 17, 2024
Defector At The Movies
The Ending Of ‘Conclave’ Was Cheap And Stupid
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2024
College Football
Travis Hunter Wins Heisman, Hopefully Won’t Become Like His Coach
185
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2024
College Football
Navy Consecrates Football’s Year Of The Fat Guy With Decisive Fake Punt
109
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2024
Jamboroo
Sam Darnold Brought Me To Football Nirvana
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Drew Magary
December 12, 2024
Funbag
Aaron Rodgers Is The Last Glory Boy Standing
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2024
Jamboroo
The Price Of The American Dream Is Now $1 Billion
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Drew Magary
December 5, 2024
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