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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Hater's Guide
The 2020 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
637
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Drew Magary
December 16, 2020
Funbag
There’s No “Best” Time To Quit Drinking
421
Comments
Drew Magary
December 15, 2020
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Jamboroo
Let’s Break Down Yale Football’s Hilariously Shitty Hype Video
313
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2020
Funbag
It’s Time For Yet Another PAT Fix, But This One Is Good, I Swear
450
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Drew Magary
December 8, 2020
Jamboroo
A Requiem For Matthew Stafford
387
Comments
Drew Magary
December 3, 2020
Funbag
Which Quarterback Has The Coolest Cadence At The Line?
378
Comments
Drew Magary
December 1, 2020
Jamboroo
I Am Fucking PUMPED For The Holidays At Home
170
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Drew Magary
November 26, 2020
Funbag
An Ode To Shredded Cheese
517
Comments
Drew Magary
November 24, 2020
Jamboroo
What It’s Like To Feel Strong
351
Comments
Drew Magary
November 19, 2020
Funbag
Every Sports Fan Should Live On The West Coast
432
Comments
Drew Magary
November 17, 2020
Politics
There’s Big Money In False Universes
337
Comments
Drew Magary
November 16, 2020
Jamboroo
Pass Blocking Sucks
394
Comments
Drew Magary
November 12, 2020
NFL
Get Rid Of The Fucking Fans
223
Comments
Drew Magary
November 11, 2020
Funbag
Should I Feel Bad For Trying To Get Laid During The Pandemic?
351
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Drew Magary
November 10, 2020
Jamboroo
My Son Is A Football Player And Hates It
306
Comments
Drew Magary
November 5, 2020
Funbag
Your 2020 Election Day Funbag
350
Comments
Drew Magary
November 3, 2020
NFL
You’re Not Out-Tanking The Jets, You Dipshits
91
Comments
Drew Magary
November 3, 2020
Jamboroo
It Shouldn’t Have To End This Way For Cam
276
Comments
Drew Magary
October 29, 2020
NFL
Al Michaels And The Price Of Comfort
345
Comments
Drew Magary
October 29, 2020
Funbag
Fuck Sliders
443
Comments
Drew Magary
October 27, 2020
Jamboroo
In Defense Of Corniness
349
Comments
Drew Magary
October 22, 2020
Elder Wisdom
Let’s Just Do It And Be Legends. Let’s Make Pasta.
161
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Drew Magary
October 22, 2020
Funbag
Help! My Daughter Wants To Be A Murderer For Halloween!
416
Comments
Drew Magary
October 20, 2020
Jamboroo
I Can’t Stop Doing Old-Man Pushups
337
Comments
Drew Magary
October 15, 2020
Funbag
My Son Eats Wrong
464
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Drew Magary
October 13, 2020
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