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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Funbag
So It’s Come To This: My Life Counting Calories
587
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Drew Magary
July 5, 2022
Funbag
I Know Exactly What Kind Of Professional Wrestler I Would Be
649
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Drew Magary
June 28, 2022
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Funbag
We Must Give The NBA Finals A Better Name
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Drew Magary
June 14, 2022
Funbag
‘Stranger Things 4’ Is A Masterpiece
714
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Drew Magary
June 7, 2022
Arts And Culture
“They’ve Got To Pee On It”: A VFX Supervisor Explains Why Their Job Is So Tricky
139
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Drew Magary
June 3, 2022
Life Lessons
I Fucking Hate Resistance Bands And I Am Not Wrong
177
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Drew Magary
May 31, 2022
Funbag
Should Cars Have Another Horn In The Back? (No.)
908
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Drew Magary
May 31, 2022
Funbag
Would You Eat Your Chocolate Hand?
791
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Drew Magary
May 24, 2022
Interviews
An Anonymous TV Writer Offers An Inside Look At Why Special Effects Seem So Bad Right Now
315
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Drew Magary
May 18, 2022
Funbag
We Don’t Need Concert Encores Anymore
1015
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Drew Magary
May 17, 2022
Dadfector
You Deserve A Dad Pat Today
90
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Drew Magary
May 10, 2022
Arts And Culture
Bad Special Effects Are A Choice
294
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Drew Magary
May 10, 2022
Funbag
Oh God I Think I Love Draymond Green
484
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Drew Magary
May 10, 2022
Elder Wisdom
My Weird Australia Thing
263
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Drew Magary
May 4, 2022
Funbag
What If A Baseball Game Literally Never Ended?
685
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Drew Magary
May 3, 2022
Jamboroo
This Is A Wide Receivers’ League Now
237
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Drew Magary
April 28, 2022
Funbag
Omelets? They’re—GASP!—Overrated
715
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Drew Magary
April 26, 2022
Elder Wisdom
COVID-19: The Drew Magary Review
316
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Drew Magary
April 22, 2022
Life Lessons
This Is, As Far As I’m Concerned, The Greatest Airport Story Ever Told
319
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Drew Magary
April 19, 2022
Funbag
I’m Great At Falling Asleep Now
559
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Drew Magary
April 19, 2022
Dadfector
34 Things I Say To My Kids A Million Times A Day
302
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Drew Magary
April 8, 2022
Elder Wisdom
Coffee: A Delayed Love Story
344
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Drew Magary
April 7, 2022
Funbag
Mike Greenberg Is The Smelliest Turd Left In The ESPN Punchbowl
767
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Drew Magary
April 5, 2022
Politics
Fuck Joe Manchin
450
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Drew Magary
March 30, 2022
Funbag
NFL Draft Analytics Are Teaching Me Some Pretty Incredible Shit
606
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Drew Magary
March 29, 2022
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