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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
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. Handsomest man in the world.
Funbag
Put In That Mouthguard, Young Man!
641
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Drew Magary
December 19, 2023
Jamboroo
I Don’t Want To Live In A World Where Mike McCarthy Has His Shit Together
318
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Drew Magary
December 14, 2023
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Funbag
Hear Me Out: Safe Bears
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Drew Magary
December 12, 2023
Arts And Culture
Six Things You Are Not Allowed To Say To Me About ‘Godzilla Minus One’
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2023
NBA
Can Anthony Davis Just Do That, Like, Every Game?
65
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2023
College Football
I Can’t Be The Only One Who Thinks If The Troops Wanted To They Could Put Together A Football Team And Fail To Execute A Proper Tush Push
136
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2023
Jamboroo
My Life As A GPS Dot
334
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Drew Magary
December 7, 2023
NBA
In-Season Tournament Gets Everyone’s Attention With A Glaring Officiating Fuck-Up
137
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Drew Magary
December 6, 2023
Funbag
Hoodie Addiction Is Real And Also Not My Fault
657
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Drew Magary
December 5, 2023
Jamboroo
The Cranky Panthers Fan’s Guide To David Tepper
345
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Drew Magary
November 30, 2023
Funbag
What Is The Hardest Sport To Cheat At?
883
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Drew Magary
November 28, 2023
This Is So Stupid
After Defeating Ohio State, Michigan Faces The Ultimate Test: Iowa
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Drew Magary
November 26, 2023
College Football
On Fourth And A Zillion, Alabama Crushes Auburn’s Spirits
104
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Drew Magary
November 26, 2023
Funbag
Have We Reached Peak Inflatable Christmas Decoration Inflation?
644
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Drew Magary
November 21, 2023
Jamboroo
C.J. Stroud Proves That You Are Right To Be Batshit Over The Draft
404
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Drew Magary
November 16, 2023
Funbag
True Confessions: I Am A “Count The Ringzz” Bro
706
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Drew Magary
November 14, 2023
NFL
Arthur Smith Fails To Adequately Use Bijan Robinson, Own Brain
83
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Drew Magary
November 9, 2023
NFL
You Thought You’d Seen The Last Of Carson Wentz. You Were Tragically Mistaken
150
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Drew Magary
November 9, 2023
NFL
Matt Eberflus: Justin Fields Is Out Tonight, But Also Doubtful, But Also Who’s Really To Say?
142
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Drew Magary
November 9, 2023
Funbag
I Would Not Make A Good Jigsaw Killer
698
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Drew Magary
November 7, 2023
NFL
Do Not Disrespect The Patriots In Front Of The Man Who No Longer Works For Them
196
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Drew Magary
November 5, 2023
NFL
Ach! Tyreek Hill Machen Ze Fumble! Is Choker, Ja?
115
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Drew Magary
November 5, 2023
College Football
Dillon Johnson Just Did Some Serious Video Game Shit To USC
87
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Drew Magary
November 5, 2023
Jamboroo
The End Of Kirk Cousins
363
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Drew Magary
November 2, 2023
Podcasts
The NBA In-Season Tourney Is A Recipe For Blindness, With Ray Ratto
55
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Drew Magary
November 2, 2023
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