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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
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. Handsomest man in the world.
Defector At The Movies
Down With Sympathetic Villains
419
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Drew Magary
March 29, 2022
NFL
Would Your Team Be Better Off With Baker Mayfield? LET’S FIND OUT!
325
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Drew Magary
March 23, 2022
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Funbag
How Long Do You Have To Spend Somewhere To Say You Lived There?
579
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Drew Magary
March 22, 2022
Things We Actually Like
Confessions Of A Yahtzee Pervert
165
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Drew Magary
March 17, 2022
Funbag
At Ambition’s End
725
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Drew Magary
March 15, 2022
Underexplained Lists
Scrabble Tiles, Ranked
227
Comments
Drew Magary
March 11, 2022
Elder Wisdom
The Best Time To Watch A Movie Is First Thing In The Morning
184
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Drew Magary
March 10, 2022
Funbag
Eric Adams Is Unfortunately A Comic Genius
492
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Drew Magary
March 8, 2022
The Great Outdoors
Under The Big Sky
235
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Drew Magary
March 7, 2022
NFL
If The Vikings Don’t Trade Kirk Cousins I Will Fucking Die
238
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Drew Magary
March 1, 2022
Funbag
I Am Addicted To Hoodies
678
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Drew Magary
March 1, 2022
Funbag
English Is Killing Off Other Languages And That Is Not Good
709
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Drew Magary
February 22, 2022
Jamboroo
And Now … Dad Sounds
362
Comments
Drew Magary
February 17, 2022
Funbag
The Upside Of Shame
493
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Drew Magary
February 15, 2022
Jamboroo
Let Us Charge Into A Weekend Of Super Bowl Excess
451
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Drew Magary
February 10, 2022
Funbag
Do You Eat Meals One Food At A Time Or All Together?
646
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Drew Magary
February 8, 2022
Life Lessons
Hear Me Out: Let’s Bring Back Tucking Your Napkin Into Your Collar
156
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Drew Magary
February 3, 2022
NFL
What The Fuck Happened Between The Vikings And Jim Harbaugh?
271
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Drew Magary
February 3, 2022
Jamboroo
“Just Remember The Next Time A Dog Licks You That They Will Eat Anything.” Your 2022 Super Bowl Pooporoo!
154
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Drew Magary
February 3, 2022
Funbag
You’re Gonna Be In This Goddamn Metaverse Whether You Like It Or Not
635
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Drew Magary
February 1, 2022
Jamboroo
And Now, Your State Of The NFL Address
466
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Drew Magary
January 27, 2022
Funbag
How To Tell People When You’ll Be Free To Hang
503
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Drew Magary
January 25, 2022
Jamboroo
I Am The Tiger
365
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Drew Magary
January 20, 2022
Funbag
The Best Reason To Have Kids Is To Play With All Their Crap
853
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Drew Magary
January 18, 2022
Jamboroo
Nothing Kills A Football Team Quite Like A Three-And-Out
421
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Drew Magary
January 13, 2022
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