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Please Be Careful When Celebrating Dingers!
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August 22, 2022
MLB
The AL Central Keeps Finding Ways To Be Grotesque
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Lauren Theisen
August 18, 2022
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Golf
A List Of All The Ways Fans Heckle Accused Cheater Patrick Reed
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Lauren Theisen
August 17, 2022
Golf
Cameron Smith Would Be The PGA Tour’s First Reason To Worry
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Lauren Theisen
August 16, 2022
Arts And Culture
Everything You Need To Know About “Dimes Square”
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Lauren Theisen
August 11, 2022
MLB
The Yankees Were Butt On The Basepaths
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Lauren Theisen
August 10, 2022
MLB
Don’t Panic About The Padres
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Lauren Theisen
August 9, 2022
MLB
Rocco Baldelli Got Really Mad About This Play At The Plate
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Lauren Theisen
August 8, 2022
Death To The NCAA
Michigan Could Barely Even Manage To Boot An Asshole Without A Contract
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Lauren Theisen
August 7, 2022
MLB
The Mets Can Do No Wrong Right Now
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Lauren Theisen
August 7, 2022
MLB
The Fun Is In Trying To Win
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Lauren Theisen
August 4, 2022
MLB
The Game Bent Around Vin Scully’s Voice
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Lauren Theisen
August 3, 2022
MLB
Aaron Judge Bet On Himself And Is Winning Big
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Lauren Theisen
August 2, 2022
Pro Wrestling
Zack Sabre Jr.’s Mouth Is The Rousing Star Of The G1 Climax
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Lauren Theisen
August 1, 2022
MLB
Trey Mancini’s Fairy Tale Came At The Expense Of Josh Lowe’s Face
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Lauren Theisen
July 28, 2022
MLB
Mike Trout Is Mortal
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Lauren Theisen
July 28, 2022
MLB
It’s Just Cruel To Make Joey Gallo Face Edwin Díaz
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Lauren Theisen
July 27, 2022
MLB
Juan Soto Plays For The Hot Stove Now
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Lauren Theisen
July 26, 2022
NHL
Hockey Canada Failed Hockey And Canada
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Lauren Theisen
July 25, 2022
MLB
Interleague Play Is Getting Too Big For Its Own Good
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Lauren Theisen
July 21, 2022
MLB
Julio Rodríguez Stole The Show With Style
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Lauren Theisen
July 19, 2022
MLB
You Don’t Beat Everyone’s Ass Without Finding A Guy Like Matt Carpenter
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Lauren Theisen
July 18, 2022
Rays Week
In Shock Move, Johnny Gaudreau Signs To Play In Former Home Of Editorial Cartoonist Ray Evans
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Lauren Theisen
July 14, 2022
Rays Week
‘Ray Of Light’ Turned Madonna From Star To Legend
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Lauren Theisen
July 14, 2022
Rays Week
Rey Mysterio Was The Absolute Shit In The ’90s
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Lauren Theisen
July 13, 2022
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