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Creaturefector
Freya The Walrus Should Still Be Alive
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Sabrina Imbler
August 15, 2022
Creaturefector
I Must Protect The Snails In My Backyard From Myself
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Sabrina Imbler
August 8, 2022
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Creaturefector
Do You Dare Twirl Your Fork In The Spaghetti Worm?
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Sabrina Imbler
August 4, 2022
NFL
What Creature Does Dan Campbell Think Would Be Great At Football?
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Sabrina Imbler
August 2, 2022
Creaturefector
Let Me Stick My Hand Inside The Mysterious Holes On The Seafloor
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Sabrina Imbler
July 29, 2022
Creaturefector
Silence The Terrors Of The Terrestrial World With NOAA’s Deep-Sea Livestream
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Sabrina Imbler
July 25, 2022
Animals
New Fossil Fish Flirted With The Idea Of Legs But Kept On Swimming
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Sabrina Imbler
July 20, 2022
Rays Week
Where Did All These Freshwater Stingrays Come From?
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Sabrina Imbler
July 15, 2022
Rays Week
The Ocean’s Hottest Club Is A Manta Ray
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Sabrina Imbler
July 14, 2022
Rays Week
New Assfish Photo Just Dropped
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Sabrina Imbler
July 12, 2022
Rays Week
Stingrays Can Do Math. But Why Would They?
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Sabrina Imbler
July 11, 2022
Creaturefector
Every Animal On The Wikipedia Page For “Apparent Death,” Ranked By How Dead They Appear
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Sabrina Imbler
July 6, 2022
Creaturefector
New Leaf-Like Insect Just Dropped
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Sabrina Imbler
July 5, 2022
Birdfector
Why Do Pigeon Nests Look So Shitty? An Investigation
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Sabrina Imbler
June 28, 2022
Creaturefector
What’s Inside The Squid Cube?
180
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Sabrina Imbler
June 22, 2022
Funbag
I Respect Ticks But I Still Want Them Dead
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Sabrina Imbler
June 21, 2022
Creaturefector
Why Is This Tiny Frog So Awful At Jumping?
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Sabrina Imbler
June 15, 2022
Creaturefector
How I Learned To Stop Worrying About Their Many Tiny Legs And Love The House Centipede
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Sabrina Imbler
June 10, 2022
Creaturefector
Welcome To Creaturefector!
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Sabrina Imbler
June 6, 2022
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