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Drew Magary
March 5, 2021
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Hear Me Out: Put A Blanket On Top Of The Comforter
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Drew Magary
February 12, 2021
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Lost And Found In The Batting Cage
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Lauren Theisen
February 11, 2021
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When The Cherries Run Out
320
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Kelsey McKinney
February 2, 2021
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I Got The COVID-19 Vaccine, Then I Tried To Figure Out Why
146
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Dan McQuade
January 5, 2021
Year In Review
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?
239
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Barry Petchesky
January 1, 2021
Year In Review
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
342
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Barry Petchesky
December 25, 2020
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356
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Chris Thompson
December 17, 2020
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166
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Dan McQuade
December 13, 2020
Science
Teeth Are Horrifying
114
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
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I Hate This Stupid Amazon Hub In My Apartment Building
147
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Kelsey McKinney
November 27, 2020
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Cook With A Timer, You Neanderthals
128
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Lauren Theisen
November 26, 2020
Elder Wisdom
Let’s Just Do It And Be Legends. Let’s Make Pasta.
161
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Drew Magary
October 22, 2020
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The Unnecessary And Gross Tale Of Me And My Kidney Stone
151
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Dave McKenna
October 16, 2020
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Circling The Block
263
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Kelsey McKinney
October 16, 2020
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251
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Albert Burneko
October 9, 2020
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Have Some Pie
227
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Kelsey McKinney
October 9, 2020
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On Imaginary Girlfriends
159
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Drew Magary
September 29, 2020
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Are You The “What?” Person In Your Relationship?
241
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Tom Ley
September 25, 2020
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Learn To Like A New Sport By Finding A Good Crush
161
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Kelsey McKinney
September 17, 2020
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A Little Tip For The Cold And Over-Caffeinated
218
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Kelsey McKinney
September 15, 2020
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Be On Time For Things
494
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Albert Burneko
September 14, 2020
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