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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock

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Chris Thompson

Lily The Scammer

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Free Things My Small Child Was Given In France And Italy, Ranked

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

during a Western Bulldogs AFL training session at Whitten Oval on May 17, 2016 in Melbourne, Australia.

Western Bulldogs Training Session

Life Lessons

I Fucking Hate Resistance Bands And I Am Not Wrong

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Lauren Theisen

Airline passengers wait at a TSA checkpoint

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How To Avoid Getting Groped By TSA While Trans

Investigations Editor. You can reach her at diana@defector.com or, if you prefer protonmail, dfmoskovitz@protonmail.com. If security is a concern, download the Signal app and send her a text at 929-251-8187.

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Diana Moskovitz

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Always Eat The Health Salad

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Tom Ley

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The Cost Of Getting Epic

COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA - MARCH 01: A plane sits on the tarmac at a South Carolina airport on March 01, 2020 in Columbia, South Carolina. As concerns grow about the spread of the Coronavirus, many travelers are altering their plans which has affected companies in the travel industry. The NYSE Arca Airline Index, which tracks airlines in North America and Latin America, was down 20 percent last week with American Airlines shares falling 7.7 percent. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

Airline And Global Travel Industry Faces Downturn Due To Coronavirus Outbreak

This Is, As Far As I’m Concerned, The Greatest Airport Story Ever Told

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Maitreyi Anantharaman

CHICAGO, IL - SEPTEMBER 28: A fan of the Chicago White Sox looks over his scorecard in the outfield during the last game of the season against the Toronto Blue Jays at U.S. Cellular Field on September 28, 2011 in Chicago, Illinois. The Blue Jays defeated the White Sox 3-2.

Toronto Blue Jays v Chicago White Sox

Keep A List Of Players You Like

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Albert Burneko

An old-timey photo of some kids gardening in New York City

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Elder Wisdom

Grow A Little Herb Garden

Kalyn Kahler

Airline passengers wearing face masks wait to collect bags from a baggage carousel at the Harry Reid International Airport (LAS) on January 2, 2022 in Las Vegas, California. - Americans returning home from holiday travel had to battle another day of airport chaos on January 2, with more than 2,000 flights cancelled due to bad weather or airline staffing woes sparked by a surge in Covid cases. (Photo by Patrick T. FALLON / AFP) (Photo by PATRICK T. FALLON/AFP via Getty Images)

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Point/Counterpoint: Checking Bags At The Airport

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I Recommend Visiting Luxembourg Even Though The Luxembourgers Do Not

All Cocktails Should Be Slightly Disgusting

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Patrick Redford

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Hold Close These Bar Trivia Tenets And Be Merry

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Soraya Roberts

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I Hate Games

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Hear Me Out: Let’s Bring Back Tucking Your Napkin Into Your Collar

Felix Kent

A group of teenagers having fun in a convertible car in the 1950's. (Photo by FPG/Getty Images)

Teenagers In A Convertible

This Is Not Actually An Endorsement Of Ditching Your Childhood Friends

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Barry Petchesky

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Year In Review

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

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Media Meltdowns

Maybe Your Marriage Just Sucks!

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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

Jack Crosbie

Beijing To Raise Car Emission Standards For 2008 Olympics

We Have Confirmed That Headlights Are In Fact Too Bright

Amy Schneider is a software engineer, cat owner, and Jeopardy champion who posts about her experiences on Twitter @Jeopardamy. She used to have a podcast, and odds are she will again some day.

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Amy Schneider

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How I Got Smart

Fran Hoepfner is a writer and teacher.

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Fran Hoepfner

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My Brush With Puzzle Brain

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Woman On The Sand

I Give You Permission To Do Nothing

1985: A lady racegoer has a nap during Royal Ascot at Ascot racecourse in Berkshire, England. Mandatory Credit: Allsport UK /Allsport

A lady race goer has a nap

The Disappearing Girl

Isleworth, UNITED KINGDOM: (A COMPOSITE IMAGE MADE WITH TWO PICTURES PUT TOGETHER TO CREATE A PANORAMIC VIEW) A gardener uses a blower to clear a path of leaves in the gardens of Syon Park, home of The Duke of Northumberland, in Isleworth some 10 miles south-west of London, 20 November 2006. The gardens are renowned for the extensive collection of rare trees and plants since "Capability" Brown landscaped the park in the mid 18th century. It is registered as a Grade I landscape in the English Heritage Register of Parks and Gardens of Historic Importance in England. AFP PHOTO/ADRIAN DENNIS (Photo credit should read ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP via Getty Images)

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Heaven Is A Park Bench

Protesters hold up signs opposing vaccine mandates.

The Personal Choice Not Everybody Gets To Make