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Let’s Rate The Dismal Beef Of Right-Wing Internet Psychos Trying To Own Imaginary Libs
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Chris Thompson
April 25, 2021
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Wow: I Can’t Wait To Watch A Broadcast Crossover Event Between The NBA And This Beloved Action Film Franchise
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Patrick Redford
April 23, 2021
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I Love Disney World But Rampaging Animatronic Kill-Bots Are Ruining The Experience
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Chris Thompson
April 23, 2021
Science
Could A Jeep-Mounted Zion Williamson Roundhouse-Kick My Head Off? An Investigation
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Chris Thompson
April 14, 2021
The Great Outdoors
New River Gorge Offers Stunning Trails, Subpar Locations For Faking Your Own Death To Avoid Fraud Charges
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Patrick Redford
April 7, 2021
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Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Quenching Thirst Somewhere
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Justin Ellis
April 4, 2021
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White Sox Send Eloy Jimenez To The Great Baseball Diamond In The Sky
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Chris Thompson
April 2, 2021
NBA
Aaron Gordon’s 19-Minute “Documentary” About Losing The Dunk Contest Is Just The Lamest Shit Ever
105
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Chris Thompson
March 29, 2021
College Basketball
I Alone Can Get Oral Roberts University To The Final Four, But My Flock Can Help
154
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Tom Ley
March 22, 2021
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What’s The Least Flavorful Food Item That Would Nonetheless Instantly Vaporize Prince Philip?
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Samer Kalaf
March 18, 2021
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Taysom Hill’s Big Fake Contract Should Be Even Bigger And Faker
134
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Tom Ley
March 15, 2021
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My Team Is Gonna Be A Pack Of Clump Dogs
267
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2021
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Longtime Triple-Double Machine Mason Plumlee Now Has A Second Triple-Double, And Get This: He Did It With A Pal
66
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Tom Ley
March 4, 2021
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The Bucks’ Hand Sanitizer Cam Is Very Interactive
84
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Laura Wagner
March 3, 2021
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Oh Wow, Look At That, John Wall Is Out Here Making History
86
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Albert Burneko
March 1, 2021
NBA
PokuWatch: Proof Of Concept
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Patrick Redford
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Giri Nathan
February 22, 2021
NBA
Mason Plumlee Is Officially A Triple-Double Machine
76
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Tom Ley
February 15, 2021
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If The Dallas Stars Are Truly Patriotic, They’ll Play The National Anthem 50 Times Before Each Game
193
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Samer Kalaf
February 10, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Gisele Is Ready To Prove She’s No System Supermodel
82
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Samer Kalaf
February 8, 2021
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Some Notes On The Performance Of The Crud Meter
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Nate Crudster
February 8, 2021
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What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?
127
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Patrick Redford
February 6, 2021
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The Film Of The Year Is ‘Best Of The Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020’
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Tom Ley
February 5, 2021
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Samer Recognized A Fart Online
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Defector Staff
February 4, 2021
NBA
The NBA Has Unjustly Besmirched Kyle Lowry’s Ass
73
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Giri Nathan
February 2, 2021
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BaynesWatch: Last Man Standing
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Patrick Redford
February 1, 2021
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