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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Las Vegas Raiders
317
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Drew Magary
August 2, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Los Angeles Rams
199
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Drew Magary
August 1, 2023
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Denver Broncos
395
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Drew Magary
July 31, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Indianapolis Colts
446
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Drew Magary
July 28, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Arizona Cardinals
327
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Drew Magary
July 27, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Houston Texans
420
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Drew Magary
July 26, 2023
Funbag
Police Merch Is Its Own Horrible Little Fiefdom
705
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Drew Magary
July 25, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Chicago Bears
539
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Drew Magary
July 25, 2023
Podcasts
The Civil Rights Movement’s Turning Point Was Almost Its Last Stand, With Paul Kix
223
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Drew Magary
July 20, 2023
Funbag
Could A Normal Person Finish A Tour de France Mountain Stage On An E-Bike?
924
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Drew Magary
July 18, 2023
Funbag
Time For War: I’m Ranking Supermarket Chains
1069
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Drew Magary
July 11, 2023
Funbag
For Independence Day, An EXPLOSIVE Question About Doors
607
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Drew Magary
July 4, 2023
Life Lessons
How Much Shit Should You Have In Your Wallet? An Investigation
469
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Drew Magary
June 29, 2023
Funbag
Let ‘Hard Knocks’ Die Already
552
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Drew Magary
June 27, 2023
Dadfector
The Last Bus
194
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Drew Magary
June 14, 2023
Underexplained Lists
Cream Cheeses, Ranked
448
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Drew Magary
June 14, 2023
Funbag
Who Is Our Least Intelligible Singer?
827
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Drew Magary
June 13, 2023
Music
Sometimes The Best Bands In The World Play Right In Front Of The Toilets
339
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Drew Magary
June 9, 2023
Funbag
The World Still Isn’t Designed With Tall People In Mind
646
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Drew Magary
June 6, 2023
Dadfector
Don’t Rank Your Children, You Domineering Prick
333
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Drew Magary
June 1, 2023
Life Lessons
Do You Have That Dog In You? Take The Defector Quiz!
232
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Drew Magary
June 1, 2023
Funbag
An Extremely Mild And Possibly Temporary Endorsement Of Reggie Miller
497
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Drew Magary
May 30, 2023
Arts And Culture
Movies Have A Reality Disease. ‘Sisu’ Is The Cure
181
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Drew Magary
May 25, 2023
NFL
RodgersWatch: Aaron Rodgers Is Just A Kid In The Body Of An Old Quarterback With A Tweaked Calf
240
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Drew Magary
May 25, 2023
Funbag
What’s The Least Fulfilling Line To Stand In?
869
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Drew Magary
May 23, 2023
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