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It’s A Lovely Day In The Pleistocene And You Are A Horrible Giga-Goose
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Did Your Mother Cradle You Lovingly In Her Suckers?
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June 13, 2024
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
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The Big Bug Migration Of The Pyrenees Mountains
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If You Give An Ant A Panera Charged Lemonade It Will Become More Powerful Than You Could Possibly Imagine
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The World’s Sneakiest Fish Just Got Sneakier
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Everything You Need To Know About The Cicadas, As Well As Some Additional Cicada Information That Is Less Crucial But Still Provocative
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May 10, 2024
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Want To Eat This Snake? What If It Was Dead, Bleeding From The Mouth, And Covered In Poop? What Then?
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May 9, 2024
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May 2, 2024
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Can You Blame Bees For Loving The Great American Game Of Baseball?
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A Brief Investigation Into Whether Charlotte The Pregnant Ray Is Scamming Us All
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April 30, 2024
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Whales Are Singers Too, Billie Eilish
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April 26, 2024
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April 24, 2024
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April 18, 2024
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It’s Time For God’s Ugliest Little Bugs To Be Represented In The Beautiful Tradition Of Haiku
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April 4, 2024
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Point/Counterpoint: That’s My Lunch!
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April 3, 2024
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Coming Out Of My Cave, And I’ve Been Doing Just Fine, Slurping These Worms Down
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March 29, 2024
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March 26, 2024
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March 21, 2024
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The Twilight Chorus That Can Be Heard 18,000 Feet Under The Sea
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March 13, 2024
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Fleeting Joy, Unexpected Despair, And Eventual Peace; Or, The Time I Learned About Two Gay Humpback Whales
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