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Tom Ley
December 19, 2022
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
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Dave McKenna
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Tom Ley
December 5, 2022
Soccer
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Tom Ley
December 1, 2022
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Who Could Have Possibly Predicted The Bull Testicle Guy Was Juicing?
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Patrick Redford
November 30, 2022
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What’s Your Go-To Doodle?
202
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Laura Wagner
November 29, 2022
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Bryson DeChambeau Abandons Quest To Become Large After It Made Him Feel “Weird”
124
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Giri Nathan
November 22, 2022
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Beware The Blue Checks
249
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Samer Kalaf
November 9, 2022
Sports Highlight Of The Day
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114
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Lauren Theisen
November 6, 2022
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“Cornhole’s Dirty Underbelly” Revealed?
185
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Laura Wagner
November 4, 2022
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A Free Trip To The World Cup Will Only Cost Your Soul
148
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Ray Ratto
November 2, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
In Search Of A Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast
194
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Annie Rauwerda
October 27, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Paul Pierce Had A Grim Men’s Cake For His Birthday
91
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Tom Ley
October 20, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
The Misremembered History Of The Internet’s Funniest Buzzer-Beater
183
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Brian Feldman
October 19, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Pro Fishing Has Its Own Cheating Scandal Involving Weights In Prize-Winning Fish
318
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Chris Thompson
October 2, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Remembering Boudreaux, D.C.’s Ultimate Anti-Fan
66
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Dave McKenna
September 30, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Humanity Can, Should, And Must Keep Hucking Shit Against The Stars
176
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Justin Ellis
September 28, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Color Star’s Metaverse Adventure Continues With Promise To Make Smart Phones
190
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Chris Thompson
September 27, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Feds: Publicly Traded Deli Worth $100 Million A Massive Fraud After All
170
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Dan McQuade
September 27, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Get A Load Of These Dolts
354
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Tom Ley
August 23, 2022
Defector Up All Night
How To Not Die On The Giant Slide In Belle Isle
394
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Barry Petchesky
August 22, 2022
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484
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Tom Ley
August 15, 2022
Soccer
Mate, You’ve Gone And Named Your Stand After A Bloody Serial Murderer!
71
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Tom Ley
August 4, 2022
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Now Is As Good A Time As Any To Start A Spotted Lanternfly Kill Log
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July 21, 2022
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