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100 Foods To Throw In The Garbage, With Megan Greenwell
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David Roth
June 13, 2024
The Machines
Google’s Got Nothing But Wrong Answers
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David Roth
June 5, 2024
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Patrick Redford
May 26, 2024
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Have You Seen A Cybertruck Yet?
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David Roth
May 21, 2024
Games
The Creator Of ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Knows Exactly Where It All Went Wrong
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Nick Zarzycki
May 13, 2024
Gambling
Sports Is Betting It All On Gambling
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Corbin Smith
May 6, 2024
NFL
I Wish I’d Never Become The NFL Weed Guy
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Nate Jackson
May 2, 2024
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Bears’ New Stadium Proposal Includes A Lifetime Of Public Debt
207
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Chris Thompson
April 28, 2024
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I Learned It By Watching You, Tom Brady
251
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Drew Magary
April 23, 2024
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The Fanatics Disaster Is Also A Nike Disaster
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Drew Magary
April 19, 2024
This Is So Stupid
Send Jake To A Farm Upstate
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Samer Kalaf
April 16, 2024
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Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Work
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Patrick Redford
April 15, 2024
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Does It Matter That AI Doesn’t Work?
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David Roth
April 15, 2024
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If You Love Podcasts, Dump Spotify
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Alex Sujong Laughlin
April 12, 2024
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How To Fix Chicago’s White Sox–Shaped Black Hole
292
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Annie Howard
April 5, 2024
NBA
Mat Ishbia Revealed To Be Familiar Kind Of Asshole
126
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Patrick Redford
April 4, 2024
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The Chiefs And Royals Got What They Deserved
260
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
April 3, 2024
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Ted Leonsis Finally Abandons Glenn Youngkin’s Doomed Virginia Gambit
210
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Chris Thompson
March 28, 2024
MLB
Peter Angelos Was The Ultimate Team Owner
188
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Tom Scocca
March 26, 2024
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Whew! A-Rod’s Ownership Team Finally Secured Someone Else’s Money To Buy The Timberwolves
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Chris Thompson
March 21, 2024
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The Coffee Machine That Explained Vice Media
186
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David Roth
March 19, 2024
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A Disney World Pervert’s Take On: The Existential War Of Investor Aggression
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Chris Thompson
March 15, 2024
Climate
The Yamuna River’s Treasure Divers Fight More Than Poverty To Survive
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Meher Qadri
March 13, 2024
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Jim Spanfeller Is A Third-Rate Parasite
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Albert Burneko
March 12, 2024
NBA
Ted Leonsis’s Suburban Arena Scam Is Nearly Kaput
245
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Chris Thompson
March 8, 2024
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